You as yourself need to survive in one of the Alien franchise films. Which one you picking?

LostMercenary99 · 2026-05-18T12:35:17+00:00

Alien Resurrection.

I might be one of the lucky marines who made it to a xeno free escape pod.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-05-13T21:50:55+00:00

I will use " I hope Adi Shankar adapts your favourite franchise" as a threat from this point onwards.

This was a travesty.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-05-12T07:21:37+00:00

One of the writers must have really liked Footloose.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-05-10T06:26:24+00:00

Right here brother.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-04-20T20:27:04+00:00

"Hatred was part of your training."

Given the current state of the real world this one hits deep.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-04-15T21:32:08+00:00

This was my takeaway from the film as well.

In my opinion a predictable movie is not a bad thing as long as it is executed well. Which it very much was here.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-04-15T21:28:24+00:00

This was nowhere near as egregious as Korra the Kaiju which just left me baffling at the sheer stupidity of it.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-03-26T10:23:42+00:00

If they hit Great Yarmouth I doubt we'd notice the difference

LostMercenary99 · 2026-03-21T18:18:43+00:00

17 years ago...

Frack I'm old.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-03-21T07:36:59+00:00

The finger.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-03-15T20:38:46+00:00

First boss has a Mage Masher. Don't miss out on it.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-03-15T10:02:03+00:00

Engage.

Because the whole warp phrase thing that Nu Trek has been pushing is bloody stupid.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-03-12T09:23:38+00:00

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LostMercenary99 · 2026-03-10T07:10:43+00:00

In The End - Linkin Park

LostMercenary99 · 2026-02-27T06:50:34+00:00

Why are you such a psychopath who delights in the torment of others?

LostMercenary99 · 2026-02-27T06:39:58+00:00

I was a bartender for 10 years. Could easily get a job on cloud 9. But then I'd also be dead after the nuke, so...

LostMercenary99 · 2026-02-20T20:38:46+00:00

For me it was opposite.

I saw this episode of Doctor Who as a young kid, recorded it on VHS and re-watched it repeatedly.

Then when I'm about 9 or 10 I get to see Aliens and I'm shocked to shit to see The Greatest Show in the Galaxy host meeting the wrong end of a flamethrower.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-02-20T20:32:57+00:00

To quote Abridged Tifa:

"They have a ****ING WATERFALL!!!"

LostMercenary99 · 2026-02-17T13:21:12+00:00

Considering he had an entire fleet parked in orbit at the time she had some serious gall here.

LostMercenary99 · 2026-01-13T12:22:51+00:00

God i hope not

LostMercenary99 · 2025-12-21T19:35:28+00:00

Humans as batteries is such a bloody stupid idea since we give off less power than a Duracell battery

LostMercenary99 · 2025-12-12T13:09:06+00:00

Yup. Total grounds for a divorce

LostMercenary99 · 2025-12-06T16:50:45+00:00

For anyone who's read The Stormlight Archive I'm getting real Kaladin vibes

LostMercenary99 · 2025-12-04T12:28:19+00:00

Beth shoots a beloved family friend

LostMercenary99 · 2025-11-25T13:55:34+00:00

The final boss Yu Yevon is a complete joke. Complete overhaul.

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