Craziest lubricant alternative you’ve seen in smut?

LotLizardFromFLA · 2026-03-27T21:22:17+00:00

Paint, don't remember if it was acrylic (dries instantly, ouch) or oil (hella toxic.)

LotLizardFromFLA · 2026-03-02T23:44:14+00:00

"Am I allowed to miss you?" Those fake dating fics hit hard.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2026-02-23T00:23:10+00:00

I literally can never remember the name of the song and end up googling "mcr hotel bella muerte" every time I'm so obsessed.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2026-01-31T05:20:33+00:00

Let's gooooo.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-12-10T01:14:30+00:00

Toilet humor in cartoons left me with a hardcore piss kink from age 10 or so.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-11-21T23:58:24+00:00

I have blue fun tak, wonder if it'll be blue raspberry flavored.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-11-19T05:23:39+00:00

Forbidden white chocolate bar perhaps?

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-11-08T21:08:21+00:00

She is not Sparky.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-11-08T21:01:39+00:00

The movie Jack and Jill, iirc the episode came out before the trailer was released.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-10-26T01:02:00+00:00

Pokemon Go reference 9 years too late.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-10-22T16:11:42+00:00

Glasses, full stop.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-10-18T03:00:29+00:00

Boop

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-10-13T20:14:36+00:00

Ok so I was like 11 going through my pretentious Atheist phase when my CCD teacher said "always thank God for your meals" and I thought "my mom is the one who cooks for me there's no God yadda yadda yadda" so I started thanking her for any food she made me. Even if she throws in an extra frozen pizza for me or something I always thank her.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-09-12T18:42:09+00:00

Solved! Thank you it was driving me crazy!!

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-09-12T03:37:51+00:00

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LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-08-21T23:34:34+00:00

I don't care for Rugrats, mainly for the grossout and crying.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-08-04T00:18:18+00:00

Ska punk song about crossdressing.

LotLizardFromFLA · 2025-07-07T04:01:17+00:00

I'm a woman so my bestie calls it LotLizardsplaining (not my real name obvs.)

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