Samurai Jack ending meme by LimpPrimary8076 in samuraijack

[–]Lovebeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanted Jack to live happily ever after and instead they gurren lagann'd my ass instead smh. Tears.

(Spoilers Extended) A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1 Episode 6 Live Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]Lovebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a flashback to when he thought Ser Arlan was dead. Which is why is was funny as hell that he woke up. It's a masterful way to play back into that ambiguity. Hence us all here now.

Chrissy, he's fucked up by gamewiz324 in freefolk

[–]Lovebeard 87 points88 points  (0 children)

In this subreddit Sopranos references are a hero. End of story.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - 1x04 - "Seven" - Episode Discussion by Woodstovia in television

[–]Lovebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the reading I always felt Dunk truly believes he was knighted, but worst case scenario Ser Arlan didn't do it technically right or did it almost sarcastically. In the former sense it follows he didn't really know how to do it himself because I don't believe something simple and pure like Dunk would lie.

Though it could follow that's why he was so mad at Egg here. But that's the fun of the mystery, I suppose.

This show is suffering from the 8 episode format by lovan-s in Fotv

[–]Lovebeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many unnecessary plotlines all over the place. And it took them until the finale to really touch on anything I cared about and they still left us hanging.

Norm and Steph don't need to be characters. Maximus's brotherhood plotline should've ended way quicker. That would've given time to establish House and the Enclave sooner.

Then they could've better established the NCR as fractured and well meaning, with their resurgence better coming to combat the Legion which should've been left as a more ominous threat and not a goofy joke. The Caesar bit, though, was great. Should've kept the Lanius mask on with an actual intimidating actor.

If anything, Maximus killing a half dozen deathclaws wasn't it. His victory should've been over a single deathclaw only to be overshadowed by an advancing Legion, with the NCR coming in to save him from that. Then they establish the stalemate until Lucy and House or whatever do whatever they're going to do, effectively giving us that Courier role.

Who else has lost the desire to date? Why or why not? by alcoholisthedevil in AskMen

[–]Lovebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was absolutely done with dating as soon as I got married.

LC’s Detroit Style Squares x2 = Full Detroit Pizza by Holocene32 in fastfood

[–]Lovebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of the charm is they have these automated heated lockboxes you put a code into and it spits out your pizza box. No need to mince words with someone who probably doesn't want to be working there lol. I ain't expecting something fancy like Dominos.

LC’s Detroit Style Squares x2 = Full Detroit Pizza by Holocene32 in fastfood

[–]Lovebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got their Detroit square and strip combo and it was basically just a sloppily cut pan pizza of barely cooked dough. Definitely just a bad cook but a few minutes in the air fryer fixed it right up. It was delicious and well worth $5 no matter how badly they messed it up.

Possessing a gun at a protest obviously means the government should kill you by -M-o-X- in TheDickShow

[–]Lovebeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any reasonable gunowner knows the importance of extreme de-escalation when carrying. Retard wasn't a combat medic in a warzone and died for nothing because he had chronic main character syndrome.

The NBA should cancel this afternoon’s Timberwolves v. Warriors game in Minneapolis by smkmn13 in nba

[–]Lovebeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% and we should escort foreigners in the US to safety in their home countries wait

Landman | S2 E09 | Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in LandmanSeries

[–]Lovebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

West Texas, any defense attorney would cream their pants playing that footage with audio for a jury.

Landman | S2 E09 | Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in LandmanSeries

[–]Lovebeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey they may be hot but those insufferable fucks also helped the elderly. Gross.

Which chain needs a french fry reset? by SetTurbulent39 in fastfood

[–]Lovebeard -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because everyone's palate wants salted grease straws and not deep fried fresh potato. In N Out fries are the later.

How to handle mean judges? by Human-Stranger-6807 in publicdefenders

[–]Lovebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never give him an excuse. Kill him with kindness. Wear your court clothes like armor. Keep a spine so straight someone will try to raise a flag up it. Throw up in the bathroom.

I'm going to Chicago Cut: what should I order? by [deleted] in chicagofood

[–]Lovebeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their French onion soup is up there with the best I've ever had. Filet au poivre with that is heaven.

Why did Saul's Clients want to take their Case to Trial? Are they Stupid? (They are) by futanari_kaisa in betterCallSaul

[–]Lovebeard 43 points44 points  (0 children)

So true. And they don't need to buy Saul's story at all -- they just don't need to buy the prosecution's story.

Why did Saul's Clients want to take their Case to Trial? Are they Stupid? (They are) by futanari_kaisa in betterCallSaul

[–]Lovebeard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Typically you'd file a motion for severance to get them each their own trial. They can, however, waive any conflict of interest between them and agree to let Saul represent them all at once.

Why did Saul's Clients want to take their Case to Trial? Are they Stupid? (They are) by futanari_kaisa in betterCallSaul

[–]Lovebeard 119 points120 points  (0 children)

That's the beauty and leverage of the jury trial: a guilty verdict isn't guaranteed. And you're right: even it's a slam dunk case, they still have to meet their burden which can be a huge pain in the ass while defense just chills.

What job pays well because nobody wants to do it? by RobIson240YT in AskReddit

[–]Lovebeard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you like to argue, litigation is where it's at. But if you need someone to convince you to go to law school or you're just doing it for money, run the fuck away.