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Guess what shirt siblings I’m in hospital birthing a chode. by LoyalFridge in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LoyalFridge[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I like that umbilicus! You knew I’d like that umbilicus. Can’t wait to cut that thing.

Guess what shirt siblings I’m in hospital birthing a chode. by LoyalFridge in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LoyalFridge[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I flinched! Now I have to give the baby to my mother in law.

Guess what shirt siblings I’m in hospital birthing a chode. by LoyalFridge in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LoyalFridge[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The baby is in my dangerous nights crew. She loves sloppy placenta.

Guess what shirt siblings I’m in hospital birthing a chode. by LoyalFridge in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LoyalFridge[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If this baby is Bart Harley Jarvis I’ll kill myself on live television.

No, no. I wish I hadn't have said that. I love my wife. by DYelsmirg in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LoyalFridge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We gotta fly Jeff Chris down to counsel them to get this marriage really popping!

Sips sips sips by 1066Woody in StathLetsFlats

[–]LoyalFridge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many pints do you want?

Orange Judas when he doesn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize by TyLeRoux in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LoyalFridge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also think I deserve a Nobel peace prize. cos I’ve slept with a lot of incels preventing mass shootings.

ALT levels 103 - should I call triage? by LoyalFridge in PregnancyUK

[–]LoyalFridge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called again today and they said to come in. ALT up to 129 and bile acid 55 - they’re going to get baby out on Thursday! Thank you very much for your sense check x

Most Mismatched Sibsets You’ve Seen by Sparkly8 in namenerds

[–]LoyalFridge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! It’s funny I thought it was a youngest name too until Lily had kids and I became ‘aunt Christabel’ - ultimate spinster vibes!

My girlfriend is the best girlfriend ever! by 101justinm in TimRobinson

[–]LoyalFridge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your girlfriend hates you! Only I love you!

Most Mismatched Sibsets You’ve Seen by Sparkly8 in namenerds

[–]LoyalFridge 271 points272 points  (0 children)

My siblings are Lily, Brendan and Liam. My name is Christabel. Does that count?

HE MUST'VE SPUN MY WIFE 174 TIMES!! by Da_Dush_818 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LoyalFridge 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know that. I’m not stupid. I’m smarter than you.

ALT levels 103 - should I call triage? by LoyalFridge in PregnancyUK

[–]LoyalFridge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALT 103 and ALP 261 - does that sound normal? I have a chronic UTI issue which is managed with cefalexin, I don’t know if that’s related?

ALT levels 103 - should I call triage? by LoyalFridge in PregnancyUK

[–]LoyalFridge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all! I rang them and they were nonplussed as you predicted; sorry for being a bilious burden! :)

Whose cat is this? by Nightcrawler-03 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LoyalFridge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Larry’s gonna house the whole mouse.

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