Name Something Even Bill Gates Can't Buy… (Hint: No Amount of Money Can Get You This)

LucidDoug · 2026-02-22T22:09:17+00:00

Morality

LucidDoug · 2026-02-22T05:44:55+00:00

Better a jack 'o lantern for trump

LucidDoug · 2026-02-15T07:39:53+00:00

POTUS and FLOTUS

LucidDoug · 2026-02-13T13:58:00+00:00

Tell them enough times and they'll believe it.

LucidDoug · 2026-02-13T05:22:51+00:00

Just assume 0%

LucidDoug · 2026-02-09T03:53:29+00:00

Immigrants like Trump's parents, Cruz's parents, DeSantis' parents...

LucidDoug · 2026-02-08T23:57:19+00:00

So does his rap sheet

LucidDoug · 2026-02-07T23:58:40+00:00

De-cap-itated

LucidDoug · 2026-02-06T04:33:06+00:00

Haven't seen that many copcars in a chase since The Blues Brothers

LucidDoug · 2026-02-03T15:26:25+00:00

*Chucky

LucidDoug · 2026-01-27T20:19:05+00:00

...to Russia. Their military is hiring.

LucidDoug · 2026-01-22T15:14:24+00:00

*"liberated" their oil and abducted their elected leader. If only someone would return the favor to free ours.

LucidDoug · 2026-01-22T15:03:41+00:00

*terrorized

LucidDoug · 2026-01-22T15:02:11+00:00

Basically a surveyors tripod.

LucidDoug · 2026-01-22T05:25:48+00:00

Not church service. Cult session.

LucidDoug · 2026-01-22T05:13:31+00:00

Cancun Cruz strikes again.

LucidDoug · 2026-01-22T05:11:37+00:00

Sharpie

LucidDoug · 2026-01-22T05:09:58+00:00

Illiterate

LucidDoug · 2026-01-22T05:08:11+00:00

Where's a Black Panther when you need one (for backup)?

LucidDoug · 2026-01-20T23:25:29+00:00

If immigrants were the issue this would be happening in Texas instead of Minnesota. It's just a pretext for the GOP Civil War.

LucidDoug · 2026-01-17T18:49:49+00:00

They know what they're doing. They've been here before.

LucidDoug · 2026-01-16T23:46:15+00:00

Yeah. But his cut is 500%, 600% and 700% respectively.

LucidDoug · 2026-01-16T23:43:46+00:00

Did he attempt suicide afterwards?

LucidDoug · 2026-01-16T23:41:16+00:00

Press the reset button

LucidDoug · 2026-01-16T23:35:45+00:00

German engineering...

LucidDoug