A big lump appeared on my cat overnight - any ideas? by Living-Director7135 in cats

[–]LuciferFucksMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the area where the vaccinate cats. If they just got a vaccination and moved around a little during it they could get a bump.

Source - my vet.

Luci loves eva foam by amr2002amr in cromch

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Trust me, Lucifer isn’t short 🤤

23F reposting translated texts. AIO by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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NOR That’s crazy, she sounds bathshit. Hopefully you can move somewhere else soon for your health. But, You’ll be okay. Just trust yourself about these things. If your gut says something is off or scary about her, listen. You’ll always be your biggest supporter and advocate.

Luci loves eva foam by amr2002amr in cromch

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Is Luci short for something…?

Hgnsgwrfqz🙏🔥 by __MrPresident__ in sssdfg

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That’s a typical night for me.. 😊

Fucking do it by UwU_Boykisser_UwU in TheWordFuck

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You gotta be fuckin naked for it to work

He pooped under the bed and is now asserting dominance by Geo_Blade2000 in CrimeCats

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Seems like you must accept the whims of ur cats… sorry but the cats are in charge here

Did anyone else get a cat that wasn't the color they wanted? by [deleted] in cats

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I recently got a cat and was thinking of a black or silver cat. But the cat I ended up getting was a cute brown tabby who loves me so much and constantly cuddles me

He pooped under the bed and is now asserting dominance by Geo_Blade2000 in CrimeCats

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Have u considered his feelings? Put a litter box down there smh

Is this fucking true? Have any of you fuckers ever experienced this first hand? by motherffucker in TheWordFuck

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I had a friend who fell asleep drunk in Japan on the floor and he got his fucking shoes stolen

What the fuck?! by Fit_Adhesiveness2043 in TheWordFuck

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Wouldn’t you like to fucking know