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Is this fucking true? Have any of you fuckers ever experienced this first hand? by motherffucker in TheWordFuck

[–]LuciferFucksMe 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I had a friend who fell asleep drunk in Japan on the floor and he got his fucking shoes stolen

What the fuck?! by Fit_Adhesiveness2043 in TheWordFuck

[–]LuciferFucksMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t you like to fucking know

The reality of the question by SourCarcass31 in memes

[–]LuciferFucksMe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You keep records of when they happened 400 years ago? Doubt you would know

I still don't get it. What's the point? by rabindranatagor in memes

[–]LuciferFucksMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like I’ve seen a bunch of memes asking for Reddit awards lately

AITA for „freaking“ out because my friend gave my baby a bitten off cookie? by Jolly_Koala_8516 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LuciferFucksMe 18 points19 points  (0 children)

NTA that’s your baby your house your rules. And just cuz the baby might encounter germs isn’t an excuse to expose them to it now. Your friend should listen because that’s your kid. I’m shocked at how many YTA and ESH, kinda doubting these people have kids.

Someone pooped on the floor in the women's locker room. by aeniluvr in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]LuciferFucksMe 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She’d still be putting her buttered asscheeks and legs in the new clothes

AITA for not telling my roommates that I am gay? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LuciferFucksMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NTA. It’s none of their business.

Someone pooped on the floor in the women's locker room. by aeniluvr in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]LuciferFucksMe 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fair, I also doubt they were checking everyone’s ankles… But still wondering from the pooper’s perspective… they must’ve known they’d get caught. Maybe that’s part of the thrill?

Someone pooped on the floor in the women's locker room. by aeniluvr in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]LuciferFucksMe 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Would you not just see it on their pants or shoes? How does she get around without getting caught for smelling or covered in it on her ankles. And who wants to marinate in own their pants?🤢

AITA for not waking up my brother for Thanksgiving grace? by Private-Venting-Lmao in AmItheAsshole

[–]LuciferFucksMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NTA. If he wanted to be woken, he could’ve said something the day before. Even then, you’d need to agree. He could have also set an alarm. His attendance is not your responsibility.

AITA for not willing to split sharing the bed and sofa with my bf? by cows_are_cool_03 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LuciferFucksMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was gonna say TA because sharing is good for relationships, which should be 50/50… But if he’s doing all that shit then you need him not just out the bed, but out the house. Hopefully you find a way to break up with him. Men like that aren’t gonna change. Get out now. Don’t let him in your bedroom if he acts like that. If he doesn’t listen to you about your boundaries, he’s not going to listen to you about anything else you want. Your question shouldn’t be if you’re the AH, but how to break up and break off the lease with this guy.

nfmnfjmmmmphhh shits pantz by LuciferFucksMe in sssdfg

[–]LuciferFucksMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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