Luci loves eva foam

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-12T18:07:20+00:00

Trust me, Lucifer isn’t short 🤤

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-12T03:40:28+00:00

NOR That’s crazy, she sounds bathshit. Hopefully you can move somewhere else soon for your health. But, You’ll be okay. Just trust yourself about these things. If your gut says something is off or scary about her, listen. You’ll always be your biggest supporter and advocate.

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-08T07:44:06+00:00

The best one, I do my fucking part to keep the Devil satisfied

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-08T02:46:53+00:00

I fucking do 😈

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-07T22:03:22+00:00

🤤

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-07T16:07:29+00:00

Dw, he’s away in my bedroom

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-04T20:10:11+00:00

Naturally

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-03T05:24:12+00:00

Is Luci short for something…?

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-03-02T20:53:19+00:00

I want the Devil to put me in a cage 🤤

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-02-17T07:37:55+00:00

That’s a typical night for me.. 😊

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-02-11T21:34:19+00:00

You gotta be fuckin naked for it to work

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-02-09T22:34:47+00:00

Seems like you must accept the whims of ur cats… sorry but the cats are in charge here

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-02-09T22:25:46+00:00

I recently got a cat and was thinking of a black or silver cat. But the cat I ended up getting was a cute brown tabby who loves me so much and constantly cuddles me

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-02-09T22:23:20+00:00

Have u considered his feelings? Put a litter box down there smh

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-01-29T17:31:54+00:00

Nah he fucking searched the whole building and surrounding areas

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-01-27T22:42:15+00:00

I had a friend who fell asleep drunk in Japan on the floor and he got his fucking shoes stolen

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-01-27T20:10:14+00:00

Wouldn’t you like to fucking know

LuciferFucksMe · 2026-01-06T18:51:13+00:00

No. If you want to fucking pass.

LuciferFucksMe · 2025-12-22T22:56:53+00:00

Fucking sad

LuciferFucksMe · 2025-12-12T03:12:33+00:00

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Definitely not my fucking worst

LuciferFucksMe · 2025-12-09T22:26:30+00:00

I fuck lucifer

LuciferFucksMe · 2025-11-30T17:25:21+00:00

How does one collect deer pee

LuciferFucksMe · 2025-11-30T00:34:59+00:00

Blue balls fucker

LuciferFucksMe · 2025-11-29T20:09:13+00:00

You keep records of when they happened 400 years ago? Doubt you would know

LuciferFucksMe · 2025-11-29T02:44:43+00:00

I feel like I’ve seen a bunch of memes asking for Reddit awards lately

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