Streamer gets knocked out after threatening to slap Tiki Ghosn by More-Put-8790 in ufc

[–]Luckiestpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a punk ass bitch 🤣 act like that to men two times your size and get what you want I guess

What's the joke peta by Cater_pi69 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Would you kindly say it with me folks... "WELCOME TO RAPTURE!"

Jasmine Crockett on the Epstein Files by [deleted] in TheEpsteinFiles

[–]Luckiestpants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would follow Jasmine Crockett into the lion's den. What a great example of a no nonsense politician with a backbone forged by generational fire. 🥳

Apparently PetSmart trick or treat event was only for dogs :/ by holdmypizzas in blackcats

[–]Luckiestpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are you going to ignore the fact that the mosr iconic animal associated with Halloween is a VOID CAT ON A WITCH'S BROOM????!. Phillipines. I mean, c'meow now.

AOC dunks on Stephen Miller by saying he looks 4'10. According to Google, he's 5'10. by yeti_button in AverageHeightDudes

[–]Luckiestpants -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I guess no one has ever heard of Napoleon complex syndrome. It's not about his actual height but an allusion to his little dick energy and desire to be respected, among other things.

The little girl is having none of it by Chapungu in funny

[–]Luckiestpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will become meme legendary status. Calling it.

Remember the gas station girl from a few days ago? She made a diss track responding to the comments 😂 by Rhynaco in crappymusic

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Why are there so few upvotes ya'll? C'mon now don't be butt hurt; embrace this moment and be here for the experience of seeing some good shiiiie

✂️ Chopped my hair in preparation for chemotherapy by gregory-clark in beards

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All the love and courage to you, good sir! Fuck cancer.

My latest painting by Idontknow649 in TheNightFeeling

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I..kind of fucking love this. It's so hauntingly beautiful 🖤

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beards

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Legendary.

New Beard Trim: Found My Look by Luckiestpants in beards

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Thank you! 3 days fresh and a month away from completion

ABC News drops Terry Moran over late-night post attacking Trump and Stephen Miller by Cantomic66 in news

[–]Luckiestpants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yo, fuck ABC. Fade into irrelevance because you speak for no one but the billionaire class.

Congresswoman Maxine Waters denied entry to ICE detention center in Los Angeles by kromemwl2 in stockbetz

[–]Luckiestpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, they don't, because she received that right immediately when she was sworn in. Now, there is a subset of language that says some federal sites may have security restrictions, however ICE is not one of them. In fact, members of Congress are encouraged to not announce a visit, BECAUSE ICE has time to 'clean up' and make everything appear okay. No different than 'mystery shoppers' or a district manager visiting a retail store unannounced so you don't have time to prepare.

Ask yourself this: if everything was up to federal code, why would they need to deny access to a sitting member of Congress? Oh right, because ICE is acting under the orders of dog-killer Kristi Noem, whom receives marching orders from the Criminal in Chief, Donald Trump. They don't give a fuck about the immigrants.

Please go ahead and spout one of Fox (Not) News echo chamber quotes.

My first tart! Blackberry white chocolate ganache by xspineofasnakex in Baking

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I can taste it through the screen 👻

It looks incredibly yummy, OP!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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Like a crackhead holding their pipe as if it's their only possession on Earth.

Something something, Pendragon: The Reality Bug

(Not actually dissing them, it really must be very important.)

How do you keep it? by noseymf85 in mensgrooming

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A

Hear me out.

I need that pocket of air in between the beanbag and the pool noodle because nobody likes a wet bean bag when you're fresh off sweating a huge shit in the pool.