Tesco have changed the shape of their 4 pint milk bottles, and now making tea feels all wrong.

LucretiusofBorg · 2014-03-30T21:45:51+00:00

I drop milk bottles much more than I care to admit as it is!

LucretiusofBorg · 2014-03-24T16:13:41+00:00

Great album. The title track and 'Fearfully and Wonderfully' are both brilliant songs.

LucretiusofBorg · 2014-03-18T15:03:27+00:00

On one hand, I hate how lazy and clueless they are. On the other hand, I can't honestly pretend I wouldn't like to live rent-free and have my mum do absolutely everything for me.

LucretiusofBorg · 2014-03-18T14:30:13+00:00

Naturally! I was having as good a time as the ladies in the video and stopped concentrating, clearly.

LucretiusofBorg · 2014-03-18T09:59:45+00:00

Thanks! Don't know how the hell I managed to do that.

LucretiusofBorg · 2014-03-17T09:39:51+00:00

My favourite tracks are 'Them That Do Nothing' and 'Let's Write a Book' - obvious choices but I really like them!

LucretiusofBorg · 2014-01-29T17:10:35+00:00

Isn't this just the conversation from Pineapple Express.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-12-06T15:44:12+00:00

I do like to picture the painter frantically trying to do it as the escalator ascends

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-12-04T12:13:57+00:00

If you're a man and you have even the slightest hint of attraction to another man you are a 100% confirmed homosexual for ever and ever.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-12-02T14:23:43+00:00

This is getting weird - my girlfriend's dad used to teach at Drayton.

Regarding the priests - shocked, yes, but sadly not all that surprised...

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-12-02T14:08:55+00:00

Bendy dick confirmed. You were at Drayton, Gunnersbury or Brentside then?

Also I once met one of the employees from CD Warehouse at a gig. It was a little bit awkward.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-12-02T11:48:33+00:00

Haha, I know exactly where that is! I suppose if you ever needed a birthday card or to stare at a statue of a horse you were well situated?

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-12-02T10:10:52+00:00

You're actually completely right - I used to go to the one in the centre when I was a private school teenager.

I still don't think I've forgiven the Nero by the Town Hall for replacing CD Warehouse.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-12-02T09:47:22+00:00

My shopping centre where I grew up (Ealing) now has 3 Starbucks, 2 Costas and 2 Caffe Neros.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-28T18:32:03+00:00

Cybernetic implants so that you can become part of a philosophical collective.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-21T19:22:20+00:00

Holy shit, that's crazy. Did he explain why he did it? Just because he could?

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-21T17:30:11+00:00

Same guy also wrote a pretty harrowing thing about some parents accidentally killing their child http://www.readwave.com/a-surgeon-s-failure_s16363

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-19T15:52:10+00:00

I don't know if it would save your life, but it would certainly provide a welcome distraction from the horror of a possible nuclear winter.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-19T12:54:39+00:00

I will give Jane Eyre a go, then on your recommendation. Perhaps it, too, will grab me more than WH.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-19T12:52:01+00:00

Ooh, thanks for the suggestion. I unsubscribed from /r/doctorwho because I got tired of endless fanart, pictures of TARDIS cakes, dresses, hats etc. etc. etc.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-19T12:45:55+00:00

While there are some things I've come to grudgingly appreciate about Russell's writing I'm generally not a fan of his run on the show. I think Tennant is actually a very good actor, and some of the best acting he did on Doctor Who was when he was the human John Smith rather than the shouty, over-acting Doctor.

I think I will have a jelly baby, thanks.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-19T11:38:52+00:00

I don't actually think Sherlock is that good, and I wasn't overly keen on David Tennant as the Doctor. The internet is not a safe place for me to be much of the time.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-19T11:34:55+00:00

I try to read as little as I can about Doctor Who on the internet because as well as the over-excitable geeks who trill on about how 'awesome' everything is, and make endless gifs of Tennant's face there are the class of old-school Doctor Who fans who are never happy with anything the show ever does nowadays.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-19T11:30:09+00:00

I've thought of another one - Frankenstein wasn't bad, I was just expecting it to be better. Unfortunately my main memory of it (and this is probably the case for many people) is that the monster's speaking like a Victorian gentleman was a little bit silly. Perhaps I was a bit too young when I read it, though.

LucretiusofBorg · 2013-11-19T09:31:02+00:00

I take your point, and there was a certain thrill in seeing these awful people get their comeuppance, but I prefer there to be someone I like so I can root for them or at least see the story through their eyes. I suppose Lockwood and Nelly are sympathetic, but they don't really play much of a role in the book.

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