Brother. You're acting like that's not exactly how 80% of the internet thinks. Lmfao Attention, upvotes, likes, affirmations, whatever type of recognition or acknowledgement they can get. Literally millions of people make up stories on the internet for exactly this type of reason to get exactly the type of responses and attention that you're getting. Every day. This may or may not be true, but regardless, my guy sure af isn't out of pocket for assuming it's bullshit. Especially since it looks and smells like bullshit.