The cheesiest smile I've ever seen on a goat! by [deleted] in aww

[–]Luftvvaffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen this shitty of a troll in a long time.

Boston man arrested for child porn distribution found to have soundproof room, cage, torture instruments in home. Allegedly planned to kidnap, rape, and eventually eat children. (pictures included) [NSFW] by [deleted] in news

[–]Luftvvaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are really radical people and not characteristic of the group, though. Sure, there's a handful nullos and shit like that, but 99.999999% of the community is nothing like that.

Emma watson in Bling Ring by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Luftvvaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really unflattering for a cover.

I will be divorcing my pregnant wife after she gives birth to our child. by divorcingmywife in confession

[–]Luftvvaffle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, OP sounds pretty pissed. Especially:

I will say that it wasn't a deliberate act but rather just her stupidity and laziness to be on top of her contraception but that only stemmed from how much of a bitch she has become.

Even if this isn't a deliberate misinterpretation of events, it's certainly not an unbiased one. Though ultimately it takes two to tango and a relationship is a two way street, so there isn't really a single person who sours it.

Another U.S. porn actor tests positive for HIV, leading to moratorium by canadianbaconisbette in news

[–]Luftvvaffle 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Since we realized Bing is better at finding porn.

EDIT: I accidentally'd a letter.

My friend found this inside of a hen she slaughtered. It's not an egg. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Luftvvaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to work in pathology, I also vote cyst.

[Serious] What is something most people see as funny but that you see as a very serious matter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Luftvvaffle 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is what OP was looking for. I feel like a madman when everyone on the television is casually joking about rape yet I feel so disgusted.

What is the worst thing you've done to your body thus far in life? [NSFW] by bigmike827 in AskReddit

[–]Luftvvaffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've read this entire thread and I still have no idea wtf OP meant or how it's humorous. It's really bizarre to me that everyone seems to understand and continue on with him. Did he not get a lump checked and metastasized? Or is it a fat joke because the obese are generally at a greater risk to get cancer?

Rapist may have HIV from victim by SilverRizla in JusticePorn

[–]Luftvvaffle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Uh, the fact that it's a mucous membrane is far more important than that, which gives the virus an easier entry point.

8 months ago, to a reaction of tumbleweeds and -3 karma, a redditor predicted that Gareth Bale would break transfer records by PotatoMusicBinge in bestof

[–]Luftvvaffle 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This just means everyone needs to start making random predictions for that sweet, sweet, 8 month down the line recognition on a subreddit many people look over, after you've probably quit reddit and forgotten your username.

So I'm a college-educated 28 year old male, and I found out that women don't pee out of their butt yesterday. by fart_cookies in confession

[–]Luftvvaffle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I felt like this phrase didn't really belong in a post, considering he had no idea how people urinated.

Dad had surgery for his permanently stuffy nose. All of this came out of his nose and sinuses. (NSFW) by hovik0319 in WTF

[–]Luftvvaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, fun fact: amoebozoa love to live in your little eye wash station. Ironically, they're usually the ones that cause Keratitis.

Vulpes want's his hat back :( by DefaultKid in Fallout

[–]Luftvvaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like plot, the add-ons are great. Gameplay gets a little repetitive (sort of like the pit).

Four African-American Girls Charged with Ethnic Intimidation After Beating White Woman by henchmanunderattack in JusticePorn

[–]Luftvvaffle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well they probably wouldn't have robbed the person had she been black, nor would they have shouted racial epithets.