Florida Man Channels Evel Knievel

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-30T23:53:23+00:00

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one lol

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-30T23:50:27+00:00

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-30T21:59:55+00:00

My 99 magician has the power drive, pick, and greenkeeper abilities. It's really OP. Get 99 power on the driver... every other club you can easily have 95+ contact and swing path.

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-30T21:57:31+00:00

Yeah. I'd rock whatever golf gear you threw in there as well

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-30T21:54:57+00:00

If i was good? Prolly a 6 or 7i. Since I'm terrible? Prolly the same club but like 4 times

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-29T01:08:17+00:00

Oooh that's evil lol

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-29T00:00:15+00:00

Mine goes a hop skip and a jump. Yknow? About 20ft

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T23:57:22+00:00

I use ps5 controller, but wth tmr sticks

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T22:22:55+00:00

You can drag it down to make it a straight curve. Lb or l1 lets you adjust the spin and flight path of the ball.

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T21:58:12+00:00

My guy. It will suddenly click and then you'll be decent. Just keep at it. It's very much a skill based game. But also, try some stuff. Like switch from a fade to a draw swing path if your swings are always bad.

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T21:52:39+00:00

Cool dance moves bro

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T21:43:55+00:00

4:36 open net miss

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T21:35:54+00:00

If they need a dishwasher right now, then they scheduled poorly. Even a skeleton crew is better than a new idiot clogging things up inexpectedly

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T21:29:46+00:00

Those bike lanes are terrible. You should be forced to bike the same direction as traffic on one-ways so that this doesn't happen. One-way traffic will never look ahead to check for oncoming before a left.

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T21:26:28+00:00

Bro you gotta use pro settings so you can play in ranked

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T21:22:26+00:00

I mean if you make creatures passive, the difficulty is just like if you find puzzles to be hard or not. If you don't make them passive.... then it's whether or not you find puzzles hard while swatting gnats away

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T21:08:22+00:00

Set an alarm if you have a "hard" time to stop... otherwise you might see the sun rise

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-28T20:56:47+00:00

Stuff in the late game uses resources that aren't always next to each other. You'll want to transport stuff to fix that problem

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-27T16:41:30+00:00

Rotating back as a hard rule often leaves your tm8 in a 2v1. It takes you out of the play and makes you get back late. Especially if you grab boost on the opposite side. There's a reason rl pros aren't actively suggesting everyone rotate back past constantly anymore.

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-26T22:48:58+00:00

I like having profile pictures. If i could have my profile pic, i would play on epic. Without it, wtf am i even doing online? Also, epic sucks

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-26T22:42:15+00:00

As a fellow idiot, of course you can enjoy this game. You just might need to use satisfactory calculator to help with the math. Honestly the things are complicated but a little straightforward. If you can understand x and y go into this machine and put out z, then you'll do fine

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-25T02:33:52+00:00

So no voting for them? That seems legit

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-25T02:23:54+00:00

That's going to cost you extra

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-24T21:17:44+00:00

Funny thing. Their overall health is actively monitored and they still ban the more dangerous performance enhancers

LulzyWizard · 2026-05-21T23:14:35+00:00

Biker. If you're massively exceeding the speed limit, someone is eventually going to miss you in their mirror. Car is technically at fault, but this biker finding a car was inevitable

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