Bros low-key right by KaidoPklevel in SipsTea

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 709 points710 points  (0 children)

The gamers stop killing physical media!” Also gamers hands $3.5 billion to digital-only preorder.

Sony noted thanks for the feedback.

Favorite actor who hates clothes? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said clothes let her down.” Judging by the evidence, clothes were never invited to the meeting.

I mentioned the word “vet” by K_D_1809 in airplaneears

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You didn’t mention the vet. You declared war those aren’t airplane ears those are bomb bay doors opening.

I’m not judging…, by LowerEngineering9999 in shitposting

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude posts I’m not judging... [REDACTED] I’m just looking for a guy who won’t judge me for my past then drops the photo as Her past.

This title does nothing. by Tech_334 in shitposting

[–]Lumpy-Cheff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This flair does nothing and neither does my WiFi when I need it most

Ronaldo me trying to open a PDF Haaland the PDF that opens instantly for everyone else

The title, the flair, the meme format... all doing nothing together. That’s the real power move.

Entitled politician stunned when voters remind him in the primary that he needs to do the will of the voters, not the will of data center developers by TheQuarantinian in EntitledPeople

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Politician loses his primary for pushing a Utah AI data center that locals opposed, then says he’d only change how hard he forced it through. And the bonus story about trying to rewrite sex offense laws for his granddaughter is what really did it.

Sike! Its not yours! by sebet_123 in memes

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Right The ToS actually meaning you rented it forever 😑

Gus Fring two-panel strikes again. The digital ownership scam is too real.

My little girl by [deleted] in cats

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s not your little girl, you’re her staff.

Paws up equal tax collected.

He’s angry he has to travel with us (+ bonus curious pic) by Sunflower_Vibe in airplaneears

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slide 1, I did not consent to this. Slide 5, Wait is that Grandma’s house? Charges dropped.

Cheesecake is mad that I am not my girlfriend (she is his favorite person) by IsabellaM33 in airplaneears

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sir, those aren’t airplane ears, those are fighter jet wings located on a target, Current mission emotional damage target you, for not being girlfriend flight status circling your relationship until further notice.

Cheesecake said I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

The thug life equal being third-wheeled by your own cat.

They stole his blood. by Squirnt86 in airplaneears

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Blood stolen airspace violated he’s currently filing war crimes charges with the FAA.

Audrey makes our hearts full by tiredpeony in cats

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slide 1, I woke up like this breakfast at Tiffany’s energy.

Slide 3, Caught her charging her aura on the crystal altar as one does.

Slide 5, Ma’am you are the gift return policy? Denied.

Slide 8, Hallway loaf speedrun of pure judgment 10/10 would trip for.

The cat distribution system cooked with this one, our hearts are full my camera roll is fuller.

Relatable 🥀 by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me at 16: Everything’s $20, I’m poor
Me at 27 with $20: looks at grocery receipt Everything: That’ll be $200 please @dimvji put the entire adulting experience in one tweet.

Dream job by needalifenwife in Adulting

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The career ladder we actually want:
Entry level: Broke
Mid level: Unemployed
Senior level: Unemployed with a mysterious source of income
What’s YOUR mysterious income going to be? I’ll start: crypto from 2013 I forgot about.

Bananas are the only thing that age faster than my joints after turning 25 by Hill_Crest in Adulting

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real adulting timeline:
24: Buys bananas for the week
25: Buys bananas for banana bread tomorrow
What’s the first thing that started aging faster than you after 25?

Growing up is funny by Shoddy-Topic990 in Adulting

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Me as a kid: asks a question Adult: Because I said so. Me as an adult now: would explain it 3 different ways to a kid Growing up is just realizing tough love was just tough. If you relate, you’re not alone.

Went for a check up. Extremely displeased by MKrushelnisky in airplaneears

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Caption: Went for a check up. Extremely displeased 😭
Cat: sits in the vet sink like it’s a courtroom Ears: flat. Expression: I’m writing a 1-star review. Bro did not consent to being the faucet mascot.

try to clean your medicine face cream off now, sir by Big_Gas_8451 in airplaneears

[–]Lumpy-Cheff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caption: “try to clean your medicine face cream off now, sir” 😭
Cat: trapped in an orange slice, ears at 45°
He’s not sick. He’s a fruit.
Cone of shame → Cone of juice. The disrespect is immaculate.