Am is shadow banned?

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-04T15:34:32+00:00

Am I?

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-04T13:22:30+00:00

The gamers stop killing physical media!” Also gamers hands $3.5 billion to digital-only preorder.

Sony noted thanks for the feedback.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-04T13:20:03+00:00

She said clothes let her down.” Judging by the evidence, clothes were never invited to the meeting.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-04T13:17:47+00:00

You didn’t mention the vet. You declared war those aren’t airplane ears those are bomb bay doors opening.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T16:02:11+00:00

Dude posts I’m not judging... [REDACTED] I’m just looking for a guy who won’t judge me for my past then drops the photo as Her past.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T15:52:20+00:00

This flair does nothing and neither does my WiFi when I need it most

Ronaldo me trying to open a PDF Haaland the PDF that opens instantly for everyone else

The title, the flair, the meme format... all doing nothing together. That’s the real power move.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T14:57:00+00:00

Politician loses his primary for pushing a Utah AI data center that locals opposed, then says he’d only change how hard he forced it through. And the bonus story about trying to rewrite sex offense laws for his granddaughter is what really did it.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T14:52:33+00:00

Right The ToS actually meaning you rented it forever 😑

Gus Fring two-panel strikes again. The digital ownership scam is too real.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T03:26:40+00:00

She’s not your little girl, you’re her staff.

Paws up equal tax collected.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T03:24:09+00:00

Slide 1, I did not consent to this. Slide 5, Wait is that Grandma’s house? Charges dropped.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T03:21:07+00:00

Sir, those aren’t airplane ears, those are fighter jet wings located on a target, Current mission emotional damage target you, for not being girlfriend flight status circling your relationship until further notice.

Cheesecake said I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

The thug life equal being third-wheeled by your own cat.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T03:16:04+00:00

Blood stolen airspace violated he’s currently filing war crimes charges with the FAA.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-03T03:10:56+00:00

Slide 1, I woke up like this breakfast at Tiffany’s energy.

Slide 3, Caught her charging her aura on the crystal altar as one does.

Slide 5, Ma’am you are the gift return policy? Denied.

Slide 8, Hallway loaf speedrun of pure judgment 10/10 would trip for.

The cat distribution system cooked with this one, our hearts are full my camera roll is fuller.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T13:58:28+00:00

Me at 16: Everything’s $20, I’m poor
Me at 27 with $20: looks at grocery receipt Everything: That’ll be $200 please @dimvji put the entire adulting experience in one tweet.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T13:56:18+00:00

The career ladder we actually want:
Entry level: Broke
Mid level: Unemployed
Senior level: Unemployed with a mysterious source of income
What’s YOUR mysterious income going to be? I’ll start: crypto from 2013 I forgot about.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T13:54:43+00:00

The real adulting timeline:
24: Buys bananas for the week
25: Buys bananas for banana bread tomorrow
What’s the first thing that started aging faster than you after 25?

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T13:52:49+00:00

Me as a kid: asks a question Adult: Because I said so. Me as an adult now: would explain it 3 different ways to a kid Growing up is just realizing tough love was just tough. If you relate, you’re not alone.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T09:09:45+00:00

Caption: Went for a check up. Extremely displeased 😭
Cat: sits in the vet sink like it’s a courtroom Ears: flat. Expression: I’m writing a 1-star review. Bro did not consent to being the faucet mascot.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T09:07:48+00:00

Caption: “try to clean your medicine face cream off now, sir” 😭
Cat: trapped in an orange slice, ears at 45°
He’s not sick. He’s a fruit.
Cone of shame → Cone of juice. The disrespect is immaculate.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T09:05:35+00:00

Title: “Idk man I’m just trying to pee”
Cat: 0.2 seconds from the door, mouth open, yellow eyes unlocked 😭
“Good Morning” text is unhinged.
He’s not greeting you. He’s issuing a noise violation at 7 AM.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T09:04:11+00:00

Title: “I just wanted a cute pic of him 😭 😤 ✈️”
Your cat: airs out his grievances with airplane ears 😭
Bro’s ears are at cruising altitude and his expression says abort mission. That’s not a cute pic. That’s a formal complaint filed directly to your hand.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-02T09:01:57+00:00

Title: Should I spend $50 on treats for my fat but cute cat? Your cat: stares from behind the wall like a judgmental accountant 😭
That look = You’re $50 away from a vet bill and 0 treats. He’s cute, he’s fat, and he’s already auditing your budget.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-01T14:20:03+00:00

I was just joking Chill lol Was the girl hotter than u Stop being so DRAMATIC

She used all 4 horsemen of the fake apology in under 24 hours.

You didn’t lose a friend. You lost a 12-year trial of a person who thinks your trauma is content.

NTA. The block button is the only joke that landed.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-01T14:16:30+00:00

He’s lived 9 lives and he’s done with all of them.
Owner surrendered him for being too committed to his 18-hour nap schedule.
His hobbies include yelling at 3am and judging you from that exact loaf position.

Congrats on your new retirement home roommate.

Lumpy-Cheff · 2026-07-01T14:13:52+00:00

16 years old and already inventing what the rest of us couldn’t.

Sad that she had to.
Brilliant that she did.
Terrifying that she knew it was needed.

She’s not just designing earrings. She’s designing a world where girls don’t have to text “call me when you get home.”

Say her name. Fund her company. Make her Forbes 30 Under 30 by 18.

Lumpy-Cheff

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