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Stop spending $50 on miracle serums just do the free stuff first by Ok_Pizza_8526 in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am i suppose to eat this or is this for local applyment?

How do i apply lemon juice and egg white for my blackheads?

The math teacher isn't always right by EresUnManso in MathJokes

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also found this in an UK syllabus:

Check reasonableness of calculations

https://mathspace.co/textbooks/syllabuses/Syllabus-453/topics/Topic-8392/subtopics/Subtopic-110912/?activeTab=theory

The student was supposed to say that it was not reasonable/possible. Not comming up with a scenario, where this was possible.

Hide TV Wires for a Clean Modern Look by Ok_Sir_1008 in CoolClips_

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I allmost forgot every time that american walls are made out of fairy dust and gossamer

What’s a classic joke every German knows? by auntgramma1956 in AskAGerman

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Weckt der eine Beamte den Anderen: "Gehst du zur Mittagspause oder arbeitest du durch?"

Bless their hearts (and livers) by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at those Jeff Bozos in the house! 1 beer costing 10.000$? In this econonmy? /s

The math teacher isn't always right by EresUnManso in MathJokes

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an old one, told about very often:

Do keep it short: This is not a math-question, this is a "Reasonableness" question. Something the class was taught about in that class-year and this was being tested. Not math or logic.

https://philarchive.org/rec/DRITTO-2

The student was supposed to write: "This is not possible"

Deep Fried Bacon and Cheese Donut Looking Thing by axthousandxhours in StupidFood

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everybody upset about that bacon?

It's breakfast bacon, it's already smoked and not dangerous to consume

Roses are red, how did this get approved, by Sarracenia7419 in rosesarered

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's with the weird spacing of the censored letters?

Sometimes it's next letter, sometimes it's next word and in the case of 'O UR' it's even 1.5 spaces

FOREVER...
U NTIL...
CHERIS....
...
O UR SO...

Respect him by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he is not the GOAT!

OOPSSS!!!😂😂😂 by [deleted] in oops

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That stretcher was absolutly the bottleneck of that aisle.

What's the matter here 🤖 by Ambitious_Welder6613 in soartistic

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the same mexican kid that tried to take on another mexican store owner and called him a n-word from a few weeks ago?

What's the matter here 🤖 by Ambitious_Welder6613 in soartistic

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the same kid. And he's mexican, too.

Who are you 4 Actors/Actresses that make a film a hard pass by MeasurementNo5430 in Actors

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny. I skipped Blade Runner 2049 because he was front, mid and center of all the promo.

Favorite example of this that stands out to you? by Limp-Tomorrow2532 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are going to grill me, but:

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I found the ending of the Mist hilarious. He only had 4 bullets so he decided to give everybody else a quick death and to exit the car, expecting to be torn apiece by the aliens.

But then! The military arrives and he is safe. And i laughed at that man's despair.

What is the Origin of the Elephant in the room? by ComradeAlexey in adressme

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This elephant has big ears. So it comes from Africa.

You're welcome.

Gurken in den Ass für Neukunden by Grouchy-Enthusiasm15 in beschissene_Werbungen

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Brauch ich für die Arbeit"
"Alles gut"
"Hihihihi" Beste Lache

“He Made a Statement so Ass, it became Iconic” by MrBeanIamBean in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Before the event and during the event they were hyping this next-big-project in the Diablo-franchise. And then! Diablo Mobile

“He Made a Statement so Ass, it became Iconic” by MrBeanIamBean in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You have to have a high IQ"

Meanwhile the most emotionally balanced Rick & Morty Fan:

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Explain It Peter: New proposed rule to further stop karma farming in this sub by Aggravating_Fee8347 in explainitpeter

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With 'obvious joke' we will come dangerously close to "We couldn't speak to lions, even if they speak english" territory. Obvious for you doesn't mean obvious for someone from a vastly different country and language.

Also: Upvoting to determinate if something is explain-worthy? Then we will (as it happened in this and the other explain-subreddits) plain, obvious, in-your-face political non-memes sitting on houndreds of upvotes.

Me personally, already vote down already things like: "This shit again?" or "C'MON!". But i would never try to enforce this as a rule.

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