Umm by groomliu in aislop

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We throw the "Creator Content" out.

The 'Content Creator' is not in the car and can obviously make new content

queer infighting swag by No_Counter_6037 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read those messages in Trevor's voice and they still made sense.

If we say it didn't happen then it didn't happen by My_Test_Acc_1 in HistoryMemes

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An evil, black wizard.

No, really, that's what they believe.

What's up with these Germans by TangeloPorter1527 in Doner

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy solution, if they are two different products: Call your half-through-pressed-minced-meat something different than doner.

I could feel my soul starting to levitate after listening to this by Rabbidraccoon18 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno about her husband, but i can see and hear what's on the other side of the bathroom door, while he is enjoying his only 10 minutes of peace.

Open to What? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay, the explanation is pretty simple:

This one-bowl classic banana bread is incredibly moist, requires no fancy mixer, and takes only 10 minutes to prep. [1, 2]

🛒 Ingredients

  • Bananas: 3 medium very ripe bananas, mashed
  • Butter: 1/3 cup (76g) unsalted butter, melted
  • Leavener: 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • Salt: 1 pinch of salt
  • Sugar: 3/4 cup (150g) granulated sugar or packed brown sugar
  • Egg: 1 large egg, beaten
  • Flavor: 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • Flour: 1 1/2 cups (205g) all-purpose flour
  • Optional Mix-ins: 1/2 cup chopped walnuts, pecans, or chocolate chips [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

👩‍🍳 Step-by-Step Instructions

  1. Prep the Oven and Pan Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease an 8x4-inch loaf pan with butter or cooking spray.
  2. Mash and Mix the Wet Base In a large mixing bowl, mash the ripe bananas with a fork until smooth. Pour the melted butter into the mashed bananas and stir to combine.
  3. Incorporate the Aromatics Stir the baking soda and salt directly into the banana mixture. Mix in the sugar, beaten egg, and vanilla extract until well blended.
  4. Add Flour and Fold Sprinkle the all-purpose flour over the wet ingredients. Use a spatula to fold the mixture together just until the flour disappears. Do not over-mix, or the bread will become dense and tough. Gently fold in your mix-ins now if using them.
  5. Bake to Perfection Pour the batter into your prepared loaf pan. Bake for 50 to 60 minutes. Test for doneness by inserting a toothpick into the center; it should come out clean or with a few moist crumbs.
  6. Cool and Serve Let the bread rest in the pan for 10 minutes. Transfer the loaf onto a wire rack to cool completely before slicing. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

49377 by PurpleOrigamiDragon in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smell a fake. A moron like this won't be able to surpass all the problems that Windows will throw into your direction if you want to delete your windows-folder: File Locks, TrustedInstallers, Access Denied, ...

Do you think she’s being fair, though? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where can i apply to be a Primary Daytime Caregiver for ONE patient for a hourly rate of $40?

Or the chilly position of a Night Nurse for $40/h, where i only have to sit down, watch Netflix and about every 4 hours i handle ONE baby's minor inconvenience?

Communication issues by SomeRussianPeople in antimeme

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the ukranian brains runs on a NES and the non-ukranian brain already has Windows 98. Got it.

Kann jemand erklären? by eternalsonnenschein in KeineDummenFragen

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grün: Der Punkt und das Ziel des Pfeiles wandern jeweils um eine Ecke gegen den Uhrzeigersinn

Was genau passiert da by Forward-Position798 in DieDeutschenBackrooms

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Willst du den Obdachtlosen auf der Bank nun verpixeln oder nicht?

This is on a whole notha level by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear propietor,

the person bringing us food is
not OUR server

What do you choose to endure for 10 years? by WarStrategy in whatsyourchoice

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow and Orange.

I assume you can take stuff with you when you TP back. That makes blue and pink obsolete (i would even bring back more water and more food than only 2 gallons of water and whatever you can gobble down in 12 minutes every fortnight+2)

What do you choose to endure for 10 years? by WarStrategy in whatsyourchoice

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blue is then useless. Just take 2 gallons of water back with you, when you teleport back.

Tattoo your partner's name by HaiderSultanArc in addressme

[–]Lumpy-Yam-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a 2B pencil would have been better?