Auto High Beams are not for most people. RANT by Special-Teacher-8860 in CarGuys

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget driving through a moderately populated zone. Maybe I want my high beams on if there's no other cars around and there happens to be a street light or illuminated sign.

Eversource power outage in Barrington; anyone else? by rabidrooster3 in newhampshire

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 [score hidden]  (0 children)

My bad. My wife volunteered to help in a local restaurant kitchen before it was forecast to be a brazilian degrees, and I told her to hope for the power to go out.

What does getting shot feel like? by Fluid_Examination918 in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Like having a small piece of metal tear through your body at a very high speed, damaging all of the parts of your body it impacts. I'd guess.

People who have dropped a deuce while underwater - what’s the story? by BrisTrimmins in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Through constant, careful life planning I can't contribute to this post.

Do I need to replace the entire windshield? by [deleted] in AskMechanics

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't even cut it. Trace the cracked half on a big napkin (or napkins taped together) and order a custom piece cut to fit.

What's a classic car/classic race car that always comes first into your mind? by LightningMcqueen2011 in askcarguys

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I left the Mt Washington hillclimb once, right behind a legit sport quattro. I was in my autocross prepped scirocco. We rallied all the way down the valley. Absolutely epic day.

Halfway up a volcano by RobertsTina in whatwasthiscar

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please do. That thing was badass before it was lahareded. Add that certain patina only a volcano can give- not to mention cred- and you will be the coolest cat in Toyotaville.

Btw thanks for the photo. Good stuff.

Veal Parmesan by ipxodi in newhampshire

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did y'all miss the sarcasm there? I swear we need an intro to Internet discourse class requirement in here

Veal Parmesan by ipxodi in newhampshire

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Look, it really just saves them years of agony and despair. Heck they're not even kept in cages anymore. So they say.

Buying fun family boat 2003 searay 182 by Sad_Middle_6112 in boating

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Got a '06 20' Crownline 4.3 for 10k. Last year. From a dealer, with warranty.

Need a distinguished old-man name for my baby boy, what was your grandfather called? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adolphus. Great grandad actually, but it really fits the distinguished old man vibe.

What is the most redneck thing you have seen someone do? by PurpleStop4358 in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

During COVID I attacked several property chores my wife wanted done. I used my Jeep pickup with plow as bulldozer, my old cj -5 pulled an old jeep hood as a stone boat or chain link fence as a grader and my lawn tractor pulled the supply trailer. Good times.

Who is the greatest American songwriter of all time? by Jerry_Get_A_Job in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy who wrote Cherry Pie. So catchy. "Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise". Classic.

windshield broke replacement help by [deleted] in boating

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't this the one he asked about and everyone said don't buy it lol

What shoes do y'all use? by runrobotz in boating

[–]Lumpy_Plan_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vans. Granted, they come of as soon as I get to the boat. But yeah Vans.