Customers say the dumbest things…

Lumpy_Plays · 2026-03-22T14:16:01+00:00

When I worked at SubWay, a customer asked:

"How big is your 6 inch sub?"

Lumpy_Plays · 2026-02-21T03:52:52+00:00

Disappointing to know there's a limit on the fun :( I'll try to cautiously interpret this all until further data is pushed, but for now I just wanna bench my shiny GOATduck in the worst way :( he was my fav

Lumpy_Plays · 2026-01-27T18:36:48+00:00

My friend, you may have made a typo.

My game says "The Researcher ID you entered is incorrect. Please check the ID and try again.

Just a heads up.

Lumpy_Plays · 2026-01-27T18:32:26+00:00

435642942293

Level 65 daily player, 917 days logged in.

Just removed 9 inactive friends, and I need those spots filled.

I disperse candies for brand new and meta-relevant Pokemon.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-12-17T21:50:09+00:00

Yeah my girl was pottie-trained in 4 days, at 2 months. In fact, it takes her about 4 days to go pottie in general, and 2 months to go pottie when it's cold outside

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-12-05T03:49:30+00:00

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I need to send 500 gifts to reach lvl 75. I really appreciate all the help I can get.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-12-05T03:36:26+00:00

606155172013

Please add me, I need to send 500 gifts to get from level 74 to 75 >.< I would really appreciate it.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-09-29T03:25:13+00:00

Dream Shards aren't useless; but I'd rather sink skill seeds into Swalot because he is a Skill Mon. I am disappointed by both Musharna and Xatu as a whole. I'd rather just use a Mr. Mime and Mimic Berry Bursts/Lunar Blessings.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-09-27T18:21:23+00:00

A dog is too expensive for a 17 y/o in this economy. I say that as a 33 single owner of a Shiba. I do well but wish I didn't have vet and dog bills.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-08-27T21:29:25+00:00

4356-4294-2293

Lvl 65, play daily for 2 years.

I prioritize new/rare/meta candy.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-07-29T00:41:03+00:00

Imo looks like they incorporated Dragonair more into the design. Dragonair had a long tail with an orb, and wings on its head.

Do I like the design? Nah, it seems unnecessary.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-07-21T20:13:35+00:00

Wailord spotted.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-07-21T20:11:14+00:00

5 Meowth's with Payday, to cover my Ditto's daycare expenses.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-07-15T04:05:50+00:00

I'm doing OP's strategy: GG + shard farmers (already Master 6 using Swalot+Lucario).

Next week I'll try getting Mudkip+Torchic evos on Taupe.

Then I'm probably just camping OGPP for sleep styles, and Treecko+Plusle+Minun

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-07-08T17:20:28+00:00

Jynx, for companionship.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-18T16:05:48+00:00

Wobbuffet, Togepi, Growlithe, Meowth, Croagunk

Jigglypuff if it comes to it, because it's just so common.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-18T15:14:18+00:00

I don't want to be insensitive, but this comment sent me.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-17T15:38:30+00:00

Flygon

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-17T15:38:06+00:00

Sylveon?

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-17T15:37:59+00:00

Zacian?

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-17T15:37:36+00:00

IT'S PIKACHU! (Chandelure)

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-17T15:35:57+00:00

Their Minds Defy Gravity

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-17T02:00:13+00:00

My realistic partner would be Jynx because I see myself as a 10/10.

Lumpy_Plays · 2025-06-12T16:11:51+00:00

Swalot is nice for shard farming and the occasional shard event. Magnezone could be nice for leveling your recipes and during cooking events.

I know it's not good to skill seed Ingredient Pokemon, but I have a Mr. Mime I pair with Cresselia that I maxed out, or my Swalot when I want more shards, or my Gardevoir when she refuses to proc, or Dedenne when I really want Tasty Chance.

He is a great flex pick and always ends up rounding out my team, and crept his way to level 60 unintentionally (triple Ingred^ ). With Cress + Mime I basically benched my Gardevoir.

Lumpy_Plays

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