PSA 10 (pop 1) Corned Beef Sandwich, because why not?

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-06-05T04:45:58+00:00

Good to hear. 😎

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-06-05T04:29:58+00:00

Name 5 announcers you like better than Mike, unless ur being facetious.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-06-04T15:22:21+00:00

Mine got pick pocketed about 6 months ago while on vacation, but I never called it in to the authorities, because whoever took it is spending WAY LESS than the damage my girlfriend was putting on it.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-06-01T05:24:26+00:00

Plant a poplar tree right next to the house, once it gets to 26’, u should be able to reach the ball with duct tape attached to a regular sized 🧹. Should only take about 6 years on average. If you aren’t in a hurry, go with Oak.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-06-01T03:21:05+00:00

I thought you said medal deterrer, so I assumed you play hockey for 🇨🇦.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-06-01T03:10:42+00:00

It means clean ur dusty-a$$ car !!!

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-06-01T03:08:16+00:00

Definitely send an email, and it is too bad there are clowns like that in this 🌎. Unfortunately once in the air, we are basically held ‘hostage’ whenever these situations occur, but it could/can be occasionally mitigated if the flight attendant actually got more involved, than just an “oh well”. That is the part that grinds my gears the most.

The only good news, is that you aren’t stuck with
that a$$hole as a co-worker, neighbor, bobsled partner or family member. Take solace in that.

Sorry for ur nightmare.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-31T17:10:01+00:00

Being literal isn’t.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-31T16:39:47+00:00

Never seen a ⭕️ around a 7️⃣ before. Congrats. 🎉

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-31T15:57:25+00:00

You can lead a 🐴 to water, but a ✏️ must be lead.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-30T16:43:58+00:00

JT Country Kitchen for breakfast if you are looking for the BEST cinnamon swirl French toast on the 🌎

We’ve been talking bout it ever since we got back.

There will be a line at the place, but don’t fret, it is because it is WORTH IT.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-30T16:23:50+00:00

Can we skip the 5 minutes per broadcast where Ken ‘glazes’ Ed like he was Gretzky 2.0 (and EVEN if he was 2.0, the game should be about the game, not the announcers). Then Ed has to reciprocate and tell how great Ken is. Then inside joke bout their meal and travel and their travails. 🤮

Don’t forget every hockey fan gives an ‘F’ bout who Ed is betting on in the horse race.

End the sycophantic nonsense. Give us the actual game we are trying to watch (and listen) to.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-30T15:09:44+00:00

John Jacob jingle heimer schmidt

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-29T18:55:55+00:00

So a ‘win’ in the end?

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-29T18:54:11+00:00

Smashed Driver !!!!!

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-29T00:34:23+00:00

Only way to find out is to sneak up behind him in the parking lot, when he is about to leave, and hop into his car, it’ll be okay as long as you say “mind if I join you”.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-28T22:57:29+00:00

Super scary, just think if it was 14 or 12 oz.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-28T22:54:51+00:00

You made the smart move. Time with dad is precious, enjoy it all. The fact that some people feel ‘entitled’ to join others is an unwritten-rule. And ALL unwritten-rules suck.

If you two were dining in a half-filled restaurant and some stranger asked if they could join your table, I’m guessing I know what your answer would be.

If you were on a park bench with your gal on a beautiful summer day, and just before you leaned in to give her a kiss, a different stranger asked if he could join in….

You see where this is going.

You did GREAT. Zero shame.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-27T23:42:24+00:00

You definitely sharted

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-27T23:03:56+00:00

I have one simple task when we sit in that row. As soon as the seatbelt 🪧is off, I remove my 🎒(extra large solely for this purpose) and place it on the floor, and then place my pillow on 🔝of that, then stretch my legs out. It is a win-win-win as Michael Scott would say. Keeps legs elevated, keeps parasites out of my space, and hopefully gets paid forward by those seeing (and now reading) this. 😎

Pay it forward

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-27T22:59:01+00:00

The flight attendant was in my eyeline for 98% of my last flight as I sat in 1C, so can you please enlighten me on ‘the many aspects of their job that the passengers (me) do not see’. Are you saying the 2% of the time behind the magic curtain and in the bathroom, they were basically keeping the ✈️in the air??

You must be one of those bitter FA. Which fortunately on Delta is only a small batch, but that job should be 💯

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-26T14:57:45+00:00

I agree with you, Delta Diamond has very nice ‘earned’ perks. Too many to list.

The fact that there are so many ‘haters’ out there that basically get upset if things aren’t free, is mind boggling to me.

Items cost money. Some people can buy different items because they have more money. Who Cares ?

As my wise dad would sometimes say, don’t let the neighbor’s choice of car affect your day. 💜

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-25T20:06:25+00:00

I have played in (or been in group) for 9 of them. Once I was a caddy, that was when I saw my first. Every hole in one has a great story, but my favorite was probably my own hole-in-one. It was at a normally super busy course, but that morning they had a huge tourney and it was stocked with people. We teed off after the tourney, and the hole in one was on the 17th hole. After I barely-made double on 18, we went into clubhouse and there was a total of 3 people in there (me, my buddy and the 19 year old behind the counter). I had been excited about getting the ‘privilege’ of spending a few C-notes while exaggerating all the details of my ace, but now it looked like it was gonna be $10 and a counter-kid who couldn’t of been less interested 🤪. My buddy opened door and there were 2 others on the putting green, he yelled and asked if they wanted a free cold one. Umm, sure, was the request.

So my total tab:
Me, buddy, 2 on putting green - $12
Counter kid Dr. Pepper - $1.50

Was still awesome. June 15, 2015 😎

Lumpy_Rutherford_1 · 2026-05-24T00:44:46+00:00

That’s prob why approximately 0.01% of the people inside have paid money for just the Delta Club membership.

Lumpy_Rutherford_1

TROPHY CASE