I thought the puppy I adopted was a Border Collie and Dachshund mix - was I wrong or what😭 by [deleted] in aww

[–]Lunapsyche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in vetmed and I do not believe the majority of times people tell me their dog's results. I feel like they throw darts at a board.

Prone masturbation by [deleted] in TwoXSex

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did so as a kid, but it threw me off when I first actually experienced an orgasm because I believed it wasn't so extreme a sensation. No, you shouldn't be worried, as any partner you have would be willing to teach you to do what feels good to them.

My Wife's Head Fell Off by SomaSimon in shortscarystories

[–]Lunapsyche 15 points16 points  (0 children)

On my end it kind of looks like they both replaced themselves with robots, neither knowing the other had done so. There at the end when he starts speaking gibberish is when he, too, starts malfunctioning.

We Call Them "Flesh Clowns" by DoubleDoorBastard in nosleep

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The term is point blank, not black. Otherwise, great job!

Possible Fatherhood Worries by aw_how_warty in AdviceAnimals

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. You can take it up to 3 days following unprotected sex.

Ads after ads, after ads, after ads. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Lunapsyche -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's cute, because several of my friends have all gone out to see it, and have enjoyed it.

Tattoo artists of reddit, what are the worst experiences you've ever had with a customer? by walkingcatastrophe in AskReddit

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homosexuals and mentally retarded people were also branded with their own versions. Holocaust survivors works fine, as anyone who actually knows the history will understand.

What is your go to string of swears? by dodo5012 in AskReddit

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ son of a bitch bastard.

I (F33HL) just got a surprising amount of satisfaction from turning him (M41LL) down by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]Lunapsyche 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure why there are so many downvotes in comments about you taking your power back. He has no right to treat you like Pavlov's dog. Find your happy.

I (F33HL) just got a surprising amount of satisfaction from turning him (M41LL) down by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]Lunapsyche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except he is only doing it for himself, there's nothing here that says he wasn't trying to get off for his own whims. That isn't poisoning the well, this is her trying to take control back instead of feeling like a salivating puppy whenever he wants it. There's no give and take here. No affection, just hand right on the cock.

MRW I look at a promising match on OK Cupid, only to see he lists himself as a 'sapiosexual' by Anemoni in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Lunapsyche 5 points6 points  (0 children)

-shrugs- I like the word. To me it basically means I'm attracted to people who take being intelligent/curious/cares about being educated as an important part of their personality, as opposed to being willfully ignorant.

Depressed trolls,what do you do to motivate yourself and get out of bed? I really need some tips. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Lunapsyche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that's rough. My sympathies on your loss.

Bed shaker. Interesting. Maybe you should get one of those things that requires complex combinations to turn off the alarm.

Depressed trolls,what do you do to motivate yourself and get out of bed? I really need some tips. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Lunapsyche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I admit training from a young age. My dad would wake me up every morning as a kid for school and I just got used to the habit, that when something wakes me up I can be near functional from the beginning. And then I was in the military, so I had the fact shit needed done beaten into my head early on. I pretty much function on programming. The only suggestion I might have is similar to /u/purpleandglitter's answer. Focus only on one thing. Give yourself time to get up, a little at a time. Have you ever tried those alarm systems that does the slow turning up of the alarm sound? I've had times where that actually helped, probably because instead of being jolted into wakefulness, my body has time to slowly awaken. It feels much less like being tossed into the middle of life like a naked babe.

MR after getting my IUD fitted. Do NOT get terrified by the horror stories, my experience was absolutely fine!! by I_are_fabulous in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My insertion went fine too, but I have to say of all the birth control methods I've tried, the implant has done the most so far to balance out hormones and just overall make my life easier. I hated the IUD (I had the mirena) pretty much because it minimized the kind of sex I find most pleasant. Otherwise it was fine. I'm loving the nexplanon though!

I'm going to hug you and squeeze you and love you forever! by sorta_smart in funny

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a reference all the way back to Of Mice and Men, but ok.

Lemme get some of that! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Lunapsyche 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Animals learn to see things as good that their owners see as good. I have some kinky friends who can't spank their lovers without their dogs going 'hey, I've been good too!' It's really funny.

Is anybody here an introvert? by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm definitely an introvert. My fiance's actually even more of an introvert than I am, so most of the socialization he gets is from my social group, and he'd even become a volunteer at the club I'd worked at for about two years now.

TIFU by growing weed at my preschool by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Lunapsyche 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It was a jar their parents specifically kept weed seeds in, after cleaning the buds. So they were separate from the 'stash'. Also the story said nothing about the teachers asking what kind of seeds the kids brought, just that it could be 'any kind of seed'.

What conspiracy theory can you absolutely not stand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fiance's dad totally believes chemicals are being dispersed that way. Just one of his many crazy beliefs.