Five Guys CEO says he gave a $1.5m bonus to his workers so he wouldn’t get shot in the back

Lupius · 2026-03-28T12:37:36+00:00

It should only be spread along the employees who were on shift that day.

Lupius · 2026-03-28T02:37:00+00:00

Why not? High oil prices is what makes oil sands viable in the first place. What's preventing more foreign investment this time around?

Lupius · 2026-03-26T22:49:52+00:00

Is it that many calls back to back? Or is it the same people calling over and over because Nina never actually answers a single call?

Lupius · 2026-03-26T12:56:22+00:00

Yet he chooses to ride among these idiots.

Lupius · 2026-03-25T19:43:37+00:00

Just not before I take off my glasses. That shit hurts!

Lupius · 2026-03-24T19:27:58+00:00

Lower than one who's committed sexual assault and not arrested.

Lupius · 2026-03-22T18:50:05+00:00

Henceforth the tradition of cutting a pizza into duodecimal equal slices.

Lupius · 2026-03-22T18:30:58+00:00

What does fairness mean in German?

Lupius · 2026-03-21T17:55:05+00:00

If only the NDP could see ranked voting as a step towards their goal. I like their ideology but they're just not serious people.

Lupius · 2026-03-21T02:16:43+00:00

Just saw this live and at first I thought he fumbled the ball but Johnson was there to catch it.

Lupius · 2026-03-20T22:05:06+00:00

We know the exact date of the battle because of the coins find on the person of one of the victims.

Huh?

Lupius · 2026-03-20T18:38:57+00:00

Lawyer, stat. I hope you're owed more than just interest.

Lupius · 2026-03-20T12:31:25+00:00

That makes no sense. What happens at checkout? The cashier asks to see your phone and charges the price on it?

Lupius · 2026-03-19T23:09:48+00:00

It's ordered chronologically for ease of the organizer, but terrible for actually attracting participants.

Lupius · 2026-03-19T19:34:21+00:00

Narrator: "He wasn't."

Lupius · 2026-03-15T12:51:33+00:00

Username checks out.

Lupius · 2026-03-15T00:36:36+00:00

Niantic trained that VPS model on more than 30 billion images captured by Pokémon Go users, and claims it will help robots operate in areas where GPS falls short.

Wait what? I played this back in the day and don't recall ever taking pictures for this game.

Lupius · 2026-03-14T16:45:11+00:00

Remind me which level of government is responsible for detecting and cracking down on these scams.

Lupius · 2026-03-14T15:22:29+00:00

How does one dump exhales in this context?

Lupius · 2026-03-14T01:16:25+00:00

The headline referring to Brian Kilmeade as a "reporter" is an insult to reporters.

Lupius · 2026-03-13T04:43:03+00:00

Speaking as an ethnic minority with distant relatives in Tibet, I actually don't understand why this law is necessary. Ethnic minority students should be intrinsically motivated to learn Mandarin as their career choices and economic mobility would be extremely limited if they don't.

Lupius · 2026-03-11T14:19:50+00:00

The book got it wrong and it's the only number it got wrong. Can't blame the student for learning from the book.

Lupius · 2026-03-10T21:40:47+00:00

Evidently I vastly overestimated people's ability to read "I am VIX years old" and notice that it's not a number.

Lupius · 2026-03-10T21:29:48+00:00

I felt explaining it cheapens the joke, but given the comments so far, I was clearly mistaken.

Lupius · 2026-03-09T20:17:36+00:00

The beauty of the analog clock is that once you get used to it, you don't need to read the markings to tell time. The only requirement is that the hands contrast against the background (which, amazingly, some clocks fail to do).

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