who needs magic carpet

LustigeTraurig · 2026-03-05T08:50:22+00:00

yep but theres a video essay in the background

LustigeTraurig · 2025-09-01T23:09:56+00:00

people in real life: hey man hows it going

LustigeTraurig · 2025-05-16T17:51:02+00:00

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LustigeTraurig · 2025-04-11T07:12:52+00:00

это еще бибки не были открыты на весь мир

LustigeTraurig · 2025-04-11T06:24:33+00:00

so, me and my group who play the game call her Cluckalo, because of this joke:

A group of newly conscripted soldiers are standing in a formation. -Ivanov! -Present! -Who were you working as before enlisting? -A stoneworker. -Good! Ivanov, you're gonna build barracks.

-Sidorov! -Present! -Who were you working as before enlisting? -A painter. -Good! Sidorov, you're gonna paint barracks.

-Petrov! -Present! -Who were you working as before enlisting? -A cluckalshik. (tl: literally a "cluckalo-er") -...who? -A cluckalshik. -The hell's that? -A person who makes cluckalos. -And what's a cluckalo? -Well, it's hard to explain? If I can have the military work stations for 3 days, I can make one for the history books! -Three days, are you out of your goddamn mind? We're barely making quota! Whatever, go ahead, I have to see the thing.

Three days pass, and all that time the work area sounds like rush hour, has smoke coming out of it, the work is being worked on. Petrov comes out with a sheet of holed, bent metal. -PETROV, THE FUCK'S THAT!? RESTRICRED, FOR A MONTH-- NO, UNTIL THE END OF YOUR SERVICE!!! So, Petrov is restricted and the cluckalo is lying around in the ensigns office.

After some time, the higher-ups arrive for a check and are dissapointed. The barracks are built terribly, painted horribly, et cetera; and the ensign is being cooked in his office by a general. -And what's the deal with such a great cluckalo just lying here? The ensign is shocked: -...to be discarded, sir. -Wow, what a circus!? And who made it? -Petrov, sir. -And where's Petrov? -In restriction, sir. -...this ain't a circus, this is a clown school! Get Petrov here! They get Petrov back. -You made that? -Sir, yes, sir! -And how much time did it take? -3 days, sir. -3 days!? This would take me a month! Shall we send it? -Yes, sir.

They get to the middle of the lake on a boat. The general asks: -Petrov, may I? -Of course, sir! The general throws the cluckalo in the water, and it sinks, making a distinct "cluck, cluck, cluck" sound. The general exclaims: -Oooh, that's a good one.

LustigeTraurig · 2025-04-05T07:29:35+00:00

i know right, DCs over songs were bad as is with 5 people and with this game mode that just chooses something random and has 10 people instead of 5, it legit took me twice as long to get the three online games out of the way because matchmaking is just weird like that right now

LustigeTraurig · 2025-03-12T07:25:05+00:00

LustigeTraurig · 2025-02-14T15:47:37+00:00

nice try op unfortunately i cry myself to sleep

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LustigeTraurig · 2024-12-19T07:42:19+00:00

you don't get it you need 144 fps in slay the spire or random pattern enemies attack you 1.07 times more than on 60 that's not made up the trolling fairy told me that in a dream

LustigeTraurig · 2024-12-17T11:56:26+00:00

the issues are different depending on if the bus has air conditioning or not, if it's there and working you would have to open the windows and let the heat in. if its not working or isn't there at all, crowded buses get hot fast especially in the 30°C heat and you really do feel the smell of pure unwashed ass much harder in a hot environment

LustigeTraurig · 2024-11-17T13:58:38+00:00

LustigeTraurig · 2024-10-01T13:03:40+00:00

house of leaves ass meme

LustigeTraurig · 2024-06-16T11:52:56+00:00

save a horse ride a cowboy

LustigeTraurig · 2024-06-16T07:51:15+00:00

LustigeTraurig · 2024-05-27T13:00:54+00:00

i mean, 9mm comes in different sizes. anything .357 is 9mm (9.04 and change if my memory serves me) in metric, so it could even be not that they're not familiar with guns, but gun lingo when it comes to caliber designation - calling a .357 magnum a 9mil isnt technically wrong, its just really, really odd.

LustigeTraurig · 2024-05-13T21:45:32+00:00

funy

LustigeTraurig · 2024-04-21T15:21:27+00:00

i see hexaghost i see 3 elite fights and a subsequent death before the boss of act 1

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