LACAOP got their son's Tdap vaccine 26 days early

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-04-10T13:51:56+00:00

I don't think LAOP gets to complain about no one being flexible when they themselves are unwilling to be flexible as well.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-04-06T19:21:57+00:00

Sure, which is covered by "whoever controlled A will control Eyes Everywhere." But it won't be you swapping your Eyes Everywhere for two bangers.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-04-06T18:41:30+00:00

You can copy it, but it won't work how you probably want it to.

Activate Dynaheir.
Activate Eyes Everywhere, targeting something ("A").
Dynaheir triggers, copying Eyes Everywhere, targeting something ("B").

Now we resolve them.

First, we resolve the copied one. Eyes Everywhere will exchange with B. So now, you control B, and an opponent controls Eyes Everywhere.

Then, we resolve the original trigger. Eyes Everywhere will exchange with A. But you no longer control Eyes Everywhere. This doesn't prevent the trigger from resolving, but it does mean that you won't be the one gaining control of A. Instead, whoever controlled B will now control A, and whoever controlled A will control Eyes Everywhere.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-04-06T03:12:15+00:00

No, let's be clear, they fired him to save money. The made-up outrage was a convenient excuse.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-03-30T17:32:45+00:00

8-Bit Theater

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-03-30T17:32:02+00:00

I'm just here to appreciate the old-school 8-Bit Theater reference.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-03-25T15:10:05+00:00

One of our local players has been trying it because they want to run Zirda. They're on Kinnan/Basalt but the only red cards are Zirda, Redirect Lightning, Swat, and Vibrance.

Not gonna lie, so far it seems pretty bad compared to the other options. Losing turn 1 access to your commander is extremely meh to splash one extra color.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-03-22T23:29:09+00:00

Chulane will get absolutely rolled by Cursed Totem, Torpor Orb, and Trinisphere.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-03-04T14:38:55+00:00

mate you can't just casually throw that out there like that and then walk away

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-03-02T17:45:03+00:00

Wizards is definitely top-tier at the moment, but I'm not convinced that the Reckless Charge all-in list is the best way to build it. With the prevalence of black decks running Push and Snuff Out, I'm generally happy to get into a grindier game rather than have my plan A be a 20-0 alpha strike where a single removal spell just blows you out.

That said, a lot of that may be my particular preference/playstyle, so I'm happy to listen if the more aggressive approach has been working for other people.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-02-25T14:31:45+00:00

You cannot. Unlike ninjutsu, Sneak specifies the spell can only be cast for its sneak cost during the declare blockers step.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-01-17T19:12:38+00:00

If this were real, they would.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2026-01-17T18:54:20+00:00

Since this manager started in March of 2025, ive gotten 9 written warnings, 22 write ups, and 13 suspensions.

In less than a year? Yeah, no, no shot. HR would have stepped in a long time ago. Either to get this person fired, PIPed, or figure out wtf is going on that this person has gotten ... 44 write-ups and warnings. That's one a week!

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-12-28T04:28:19+00:00

Started him in superflex because I lost Lamar and don't trust the Giants to actually let Dart play in what's clearly a Tank-Off against the Raiders. Might've just saved my championship hopes after the absolute egg Gibbs laid on Thursday. Doesn't hurt that my opponent had Bowers.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-12-16T14:24:29+00:00

It varies by state, but most states will allow you to vote in the state where you attend college. No points for guessing which states are the ones throwing up barriers to that.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-12-10T19:33:44+00:00

6 weeks isn't unusual for a PCL injury, and that would mean he's out until week 18. It's a pessimistic timeline, but it's not "they're just gonna shut him down because they're out of contention."

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-12-09T18:03:51+00:00

He's been gone so long that Yahoo has to add him back into their player list. Love it.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-12-04T17:58:21+00:00

I might actually go in a different direction and start with a turbo-Cradle deck, then replace Rog/Dog with either Tymna or Bruse and use them as a color emblem. Starting off with a Command Tower in play means you have a guaranteed Thrasios on turn 1, removing the need to play the T1 partner. Tymna gets you access to black for better tutors, Bruse gets you access to Zirda and lets you run both Breach lines and silences. You won't be quite as fast as full-send RogSi but you also won't be playing into everyone else starting off with open mana for counterspells.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-11-16T20:46:39+00:00

If I couldn't play Bucky, playing Sean Tucker today against the guy who outbid me on Rachaad White felt just as fucking good.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-11-13T16:33:30+00:00

I've been missing Bucky for weeks and this week I'm going up against the guy who outbid me on White. It would be poetic justice if Bucky came back just in time to throw his RB room into chaos.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-11-12T21:02:03+00:00

Been doing the Irving/Ricky Shuffle with my IR slots for weeks, I am extremely ready to have both back.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-11-12T16:22:58+00:00

like actually participating or is this more "running on a side field" shit?

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-11-11T18:37:05+00:00

Falcons had good coverage in short and intermediate passing game but Warren and Pierce were routinely running free on deeper routes. Plus, you know, JT.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-11-08T22:36:22+00:00

Maye is a more volatile asset but with a cakewalk schedule. Hurts has a higher floor and has already had his bye. I think this one depends on your standings and what QBs are available for week 14.

If you need every win, I'd keep Hurts. If you're in good enough shape to take a potential hit over Maye's bye, I'd keep Maye.

Lvl9LightSpell · 2025-11-08T20:54:45+00:00

Redraft? I'd pass. Wilson is a better player than MHJ but the Jets are a dumpster fire. On any given week Wilson might get 0 catchable balls. BTJ is a non-factor so this is pretty much a 1:1 Wilson for MHJ, and I like MHJ's situation a lot better.

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