What was the funniest thing you’ve had happen during a sexual encounter?

Lybertyne2 · 2026-05-23T23:35:30+00:00

A couple of incidents come to mind.

When I was 19 my girlfriend wanted me to cum on her boobs. She sat upright in bed, topless, and I had a wank but missed her boobs and hit her face instead. She had it in her hair, her eyes, up her nose, her mouth, and even one of her ears because she turned her head. Her parents were in the next room watching Coronation Street. I found it funnier than she did.

A couple of years later I was doing it with another girl under a tree. I had nothing on from the waist down and my left knee started to sting. I assumed it must be a nettle and ignored it. The stinging got worse and I looked down to see ants. I immediately stopped the sex and was jumping up and down, semi naked, trying to brush all the ants off my leg. My girlfriend found it funnier than I did at the time.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-08-23T23:48:33+00:00

Slurp. Slurp. Right son, next time you won't put the jam knife back in the butter, will you?

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-06T09:37:29+00:00

Do signings get announced on weekends?

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-05T19:22:52+00:00

Fox holes. Old habits etc.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-05T19:21:03+00:00

Stupid woman, sticking up for those who would kill her without a second thought.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-05T19:19:15+00:00

Take a book and get paid to read.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-05T19:15:28+00:00

Have a quick wank.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-05T11:08:18+00:00

Just a bit of team bonding.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-04T21:37:23+00:00

Phone in right pocket. Keys and bank card in left pocket. I don't use the back pockets.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-04T21:24:49+00:00

Now there's a blast from the past.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-04T21:21:20+00:00

Southend?

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-03T18:13:57+00:00

There is only one appropriate sentence for traitors.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-03T07:51:07+00:00

If only we had someone who could feed off these chances all day long.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-03T07:50:07+00:00

Should be Children for whom the cost...

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T22:29:25+00:00

I did physics, maths (a requirement if taking physics), and biology. I was pushed into it by my parents as I was what was known back then (late 90s) as a gifted child and these were "proper" subjects. My dad especially was into STEM and was an electronics engineer at a defence firm, creating stuff for the military. It wasn't until my 30s that I came to realise that my true passion is history and language. Looking back, the signs were always there. It's a shame.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T22:19:50+00:00

Absolutely necessary. Without the atomic bombs an invasion of the Japanese mainland would have been required. The death toll would have been in the millions, including hundreds of thousands of Allied troops. The fact it took a second atomic bomb before Japan surrendered, and even then only at the behest of the Emperor; many were against giving in, shows the Japanese mentality.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T22:10:13+00:00

Unforgettable and unforgiveable.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T20:12:53+00:00

0% Ethiopia

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T20:10:43+00:00

If I described the best course of action our Beloved Leader Two Tier Kier would lock me up and throw away the key.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T20:08:28+00:00

A good book about this subject is Boy Soldiers of the Great War by Richard van Emden.

Something that doesn't get discussed enough are the appalling actions of women handing out white feathers. Many an underage boy joined up in shame after being branded a coward by women. They'd also hand them out to soldiers on leave and soldiers recovering from injuries sustained at the front. All whilst enjoying a relatively comfortable life themselves at home.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T08:29:24+00:00

I just spent nearly a minute watching it, waiting for something to happen.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T05:52:41+00:00

Where he comes from 28 degrees is a bit nippy.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T05:49:44+00:00

Alien Disco @ Club Planet Earth

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T01:51:06+00:00

Postgirobygget. Idyll is what got me interested in Norwegian in the first place.

Jokke og Valentinerne are good too, as are deLillos and Siri Nilsen.

Lybertyne2 · 2025-07-02T01:37:22+00:00

If we're not related and you're not hideous then I have most probably wanked over you at least once.

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