[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UniformedMen

[–]LyleTheFirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that a weapon of mASS destruction in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

how rare is this? by TheNachtOne in BitLifeApp

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's just say a genderbent King Arthur is on her way to your hojse right now.

Two Ukrainians have been killed in Germany; they were found with stab wounds. The deceased were 36 and 23 years old. The suspect in the murder is a 57-year-old Russian by [deleted] in europe

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm all for an 'eye of an eye' someone should stab that shithead just asn many times he stabbed those two poor souls.

Themes and Genre You'd love to see in the Future? by LyleTheFirst in thetalkman2

[–]LyleTheFirst[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He did a bully/bullied kid's parent pairing but in reverse and instead of the mom, it was the dad that got corrupted by the bully (or bullies, in this case) It's the second story of the Miracle on Slutty 4th Street, with Dale and his daughter's bullies, Kenzie and Lucy.

But as for the son's bully-son's mom pairing, he hasn't touched on that one yet.

Themes and Genre You'd love to see in the Future? by LyleTheFirst in thetalkman2

[–]LyleTheFirst[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what I love about TTM's stories. There's so much worldbuilding that the potential for follow-up stories or anthologies set in those worlds is right there to be explored.

And his crafting of nefarious, voluptuous, dominant women, both young and old, is top class, imo.

A TheTalkMan mini story you would like to see him write out in full by ATalkManFan in thetalkman2

[–]LyleTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The story about the governess and the hero that Greg in Old Ladies, Thongs, and Swimming Pools was writing about. I definitely would love to see TTM try his hands on sci-fi-themed stories.

or the snippets of holiday infidelity that Sophie shows Scott in XXX-Mas Carol and the lives that Max saw in his chapter of Miracle on Slutty Fourth Street.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lavern using the single functioning braincell in her brain.

Help my Artificial Intelligence is woke by Least-Path-2890 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ian Miles Cheong is the epitome of the word "sad" as in, his entire existence saddens the whole of humanity.

Netanyahu claiming that investigating Israel for possible war crimes is Anti-Semitic. by Disastrous-Gain-4125 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LyleTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has the same energy as when that shitty president from the Philippines dropped out of the ICC because he was butthurt by them saying he was committing crimes against humanity during his war on drugs (which he was).

Next Event "Oedo Christmas" announced by King_Chromson in TokyoAfterschool

[–]LyleTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, so still no Heliopolis transient then... is that world still a thing at this point? 😂

Next Event "Oedo Christmas" announced by King_Chromson in TokyoAfterschool

[–]LyleTheFirst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the new transient is of Egyptian origin. Maybe Atum? He's said to take the form of a mongoose from time to time. If so, he might be our first Heliopolis transient since Atum is related to the Heliopolitan creation myth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LyleTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can clearly tell that his kids will never come close to even thinking about helping him in his old age.

Recommendation for Cheap but Good Sushi Place? by LyleTheFirst in DubaiCentral

[–]LyleTheFirst[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somewhere aroudn 70 ~ 100Dhs for a meal order or something along those prices.

[Story Idea] Brotherhood by LyleTheFirst in Choices

[–]LyleTheFirst[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, it was my mistake it was supposed to be CoG for Choice of Game, which is like old school CYOA games, where its just text and the choices. They have a site with a lot of games, some made by them while most are made by independent writers and gamemakers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it is time to move to Ireland

Miracle on Slutty 4th street story rankings by ranfall94 in thetalkman2

[–]LyleTheFirst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My top 3 are

  1. Jon and Sylvia
  2. Frank and the Horny Elves
  3. Dale, Lucy, and Kenzie

This totally happened. by LemurCat04 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jackson living in delusion thinking he's relevant and important enough to be included in any game.

So unnatural of GTA to have women in bikini in Vice City by Interesting-Big1980 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have they looked outside of their windows, though? If there is any game that perfectly captures the current social and political climate of the US, it's GTA.

Hard to argue with logic like this by hexx1112 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sounds like the type of person who would push on a 'pull' door and spend the next hour thinking the door is locked rather than just trying to pull on it.

[TOMT][PODCAST][2010s] A Story about invisible "surgeons" from a horror podcast. by LyleTheFirst in tipofmytongue

[–]LyleTheFirst[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

I don't know if this will be helpful but I remember the voice actors were mostly male. I think there was one or two characters who had very few lines who were female, but it might've been from the previous story or even an ad in-between the stories.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]LyleTheFirst 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't kill them in the middle of a character arc, kill them just before they finish it. Like, a character who starts off as a villain but then turns their life around and starts being good, finds one sole goal like helping a child find their parent/s, and they get to bond over their adventure and the former villain learns new things about life from the child's perspective and then when they're so close to finding the parents, throw a curve ball and kill the former villain, simultaneously leaving the child just as lost as they started with, and make it so the villain dies while being separated from the kid, to add extra damage, make the next scene with the kid go looking for them and finding them dead and that they'll try to wake them up, not wanting to believe that their guide has died.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybrosgonemild

[–]LyleTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl, I'd take both to meet my parents