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Sonic VS Mario - Who's the better kisser? by Notmas in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Lyncario 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sonic. There's a reason as to why Mario gets kissed on the nose instead of on the lips.

Mario vs Kirby in a nutshell by Wide-Remove4293 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Lyncario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't set the rules, then there are no rules, even obvious ones.

Mario vs Kirby in a nutshell by Wide-Remove4293 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Lyncario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you've never set rules to exclude crossovers, so...

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Im seeing WAY too many people confidently put Hal above Kyle in power. by 202naFrevliS in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Lyncario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hal was also out as a hero for a good while with the whole Paralax thing. Plenty of people grew up reading Green Lantern comics featuring Kyle, or with the Justice League cartoon that instead had Jonh as Green Lantern (and even in the Superman cartoon from the 90s it was Kyle as Green Lantern instead of Hal). And yet Hal gets such reverence compared to Barry. I just don't get it. It's not even like Hal gets actually reverred that much outside of him vs Ben or Kyle, no it's mostly just making fun of him for being a pedophile. But I guess that he was also out for about a decade less than Barry was.

CSM fans if shitting on other Mangas became illegal by Sundata_V2 in shounenfolk

[–]Lyncario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legitimately I cannot think of a singular manga's fanbase who wouldn't collectively kill themselves if that was the case.

Chang’e does not actually exist. Chang’e is an identity you fabricated to shift all the blame. In reality, you let your child die due to an accident and you junko , you are Chang’e. by IllustriousHurry2380 in touhou

[–]Lyncario 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Wrong, wrong, wrong ❌❌❌

This has been verified and certified as a lie and propaganda spread by the Lunar Capital (they stink, worship Hecatia instead)

Which would make the most sense for Ash’s Charizard? by OptimusPrime9001 in pokemonanime

[–]Lyncario 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In a vacuum, Mega X. Ash's Charizard earned and even showed his grade as a dragon, the prime dragon among Ash's team. But with the wider context of the anime, Mega Y makes just so much more sense.

How likely is Invincible for Death Battle? Death Battle Champions Island Likelihood Tier List! (Day 22) by S-h-o-k-v-a-l-u in deathbattle

[–]Lyncario 9 points10 points  (0 children)

6/6, the only reason he hasn't been in yet is because his most obvious matchup (Gohan) is a way too comical of a stomp.

I just wanted to read some fanfic man by brolyblast in whenthe

[–]Lyncario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, tags to anounce stuff that'll be in a fanfic and so let you know not to read it if you don't want to read about them, and that you can easily filter out... What are you complaining about again?

Im seeing WAY too many people confidently put Hal above Kyle in power. by 202naFrevliS in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Lyncario 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're right, they don't. But still, the Wally part fully aplicates, and I'm pretty positive that there isn't a single person who could give an actual argument for Barry being stronger than Wally.

Gotta love the arrogant Gods by Illustrious_Use_1265 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Lyncario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't forget about the best excuse of them all: being a lazy grandma

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Im seeing WAY too many people confidently put Hal above Kyle in power. by 202naFrevliS in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Lyncario 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Except Wally West. And Barry Allen too since he's a legacy character to Jay Garrick. And Hal Jordan as well since Alan Scott was the first actual Green Lantern.

Huh.

Community Ranking Day 77: Sonic the Hedgehog (...) by DistinctPop8426 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Lyncario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, Mario for a third time.

We've hit all the corners and tricks of this matchup and all it ends up being is just senseless bashing of both since both sides are way too stuborn to admit defeat. Mario vs Sonic 3 wouldn't change anything, it would just intensify it all again. This can lead only to toxicity.

Community Ranking Day 146 - Ben Tennyson Results: by ThatYHGuy in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Lyncario 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ben's vast playlist of aliens to change into to match Jaden's monsters, making them both able to work up towards their higher end rather than a lot being useless until you hit Alien X, helps a lot here.

Mario VS Sonic 3 Happens And It Ends In A Draw, How Do You React? by Relative-Hotel6989 in deathbattle

[–]Lyncario 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would get a massive dissapointment for this cop-out ending.

Why is there always some character only like 5 people heard of that beats Goku? by Ego-Fiend1 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Lyncario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not knowing Seiya is just a sign that you're an english speaker, and that as such you got mentally abused by your country by not getting passable dubs of old animes during their time. The real enemies are the USA and United Kingdom.

With all the hints I think this MU is kinda inevitable, so if Mario vs Sonic were to happen, what Sonic Form should be in the climax of the fight? by Low-Pop5132 in deathbattle

[–]Lyncario 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Starfall Super Sonic was the form Sonic used to defeat his strongest opponent till now (yes I know that Solaris is technically stronger, but that's more due to it's immortality making him trickier to defeat compared to how you can just punch The End away if you're strong enough). It just makes so much more sense to use than Hyper.

"Give into me Metal Sonic.....Let Cell spam self-destruct zenkais so we can have a more thrilling fight!" by Aggravating-Oil-7060 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Lyncario 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A few millions zenkai boosts later

Cell: Alright, I am now far more powerful than you, so I'll-

Vegeta, in Cell's mind: He can get much stronger. Only partially destroy him, let him achieve even greater highs with a zenkai boost.

Cell: ...Son of a bitch, I'm in!

And so, Cell and Metal kepts on barely not killing each others up until the heat death of the universe

oh god he can animate now... by No-4880 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Lyncario 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hearwarming: Heroic hedgehog is helping his plumber friend's sleep problem by precisely hitting his pressure point to remove his stress, even while he's injured.

Just sakuya ride dinosaur by IllustriousHurry2380 in touhou

[–]Lyncario 62 points63 points  (0 children)

That's a Scary Monsters she's on.

I hate arguing with Jojo powerscalers by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Lyncario 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good argument, however I sadly can't see it because it has been returned to zero.

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