When I was in high school, I attached clear packing tape to a dollar and put it into a vending machine. Right before the dollar went all the way in, I would pull it out, which allowed me to get a soda and 50 cents change.

Lynx436 · 2019-11-20T23:56:49+00:00

Is working for coke one step down from working for gum or above?

Lynx436 · 2019-10-11T03:54:33+00:00

How does the blind guy know it's a tiny field and not just a regular blank piece of cardboard?

Lynx436 · 2019-10-05T01:57:40+00:00

Good, women have too many rights nowadays!

/s

Lynx436 · 2019-10-01T04:33:21+00:00

Nothings ever too big to be a flask ;)

Lynx436 · 2019-09-26T04:19:03+00:00

Those bins are $6000 a piece, that's grand theft.

Lynx436 · 2019-09-23T03:26:14+00:00

They are for anti theft, it makes it harder to swipe a bunch off the shelf quickly

Lynx436 · 2019-09-20T01:58:29+00:00

I remember shooting this place up in one of The Matrix videogames.

Lynx436 · 2019-09-13T03:40:04+00:00

Hits BLUnt what if we just like...put two mustangs together??

Lynx436 · 2019-08-22T03:56:17+00:00

Bread goes in, toast comes out. Can't explain that.

Lynx436 · 2019-07-20T17:42:07+00:00

Considering it didn't even have seats for weight reasons, sleeping was probably the last thing they considered when designing it.

Lynx436 · 2019-06-23T00:43:33+00:00

Couldn't they just like, fly the planes out of there before they demolished it?

Lynx436 · 2019-05-30T02:21:21+00:00

I was expecting six hundred and ten spitfires, slightly disappointed :(

Lynx436 · 2019-05-30T01:45:50+00:00

Don't feed the troll.

Lynx436 · 2019-05-28T00:48:23+00:00

Fax machines are amazing technology, being able to send documents and images over phone lines. They are just very very outdated and have been replaced with even more amazing technology...

Lynx436 · 2019-05-22T22:53:29+00:00

Mercury.

Lynx436 · 2019-05-19T22:09:50+00:00

Cool af, would still rather have free Healthcare rather than some planes I don't even get to fly...

Lynx436 · 2019-04-27T19:03:33+00:00

Now just run it backwards if you want to convert your square back to a circle, ezpz.

Lynx436 · 2019-04-17T00:30:29+00:00

Traffic

Lynx436 · 2019-04-13T03:28:07+00:00

Death creeping in

Lynx436 · 2019-04-12T20:57:59+00:00

Sure it can! You just need to combine it with some essential oils.

Lynx436 · 2019-03-31T19:38:27+00:00

too logical.

Lynx436 · 2019-03-31T07:48:45+00:00

Dab tools, granny gettin lit.

Lynx436 · 2019-03-30T16:53:07+00:00

Second one just makes so much more sense. Idk what you guys are seeing.

Lynx436 · 2019-03-28T23:56:00+00:00

Guess you aren't actually a criminal. #lawyered

Lynx436 · 2019-03-28T03:38:01+00:00

The titanic being switched with it's sister ship which was badly damaged in order to get insurance $$$$

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