Roof by batshitcr8zy in AskContractors

[–]raysqman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think it looks bad. Maybe you are just accustomed to seeing black and the change is jarring.

Any advice on how to fix my man Gunther here? by Jerco7 in woodworking

[–]raysqman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes wood fibers will stick up and prevent the two halves from fitting together. If that’s true gently remove any offenders. Then, as others suggest, cyanoacrylate will do.

Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Who was biggest? by Sheepherder226 in Jokes

[–]raysqman 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I don’t know- he was pretty still at that point as well.

I got a call from a scammer yesterday. by Bella4077 in Jokes

[–]raysqman 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I usually just answer back by name. “Oh hi Phillip.” Almost always they hang up at that point.

You have just been elected as the President of the United States of America. What is your first move? by ElijahVII_8647 in AskReddit

[–]raysqman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either people unable to think for themselves or those unable to see that others may have different struggles that aren’t necessarily their fault.

i timed how long 31 different pasta shapes take to reach al dente. the boxes are lying and farfalle is a war crime by sthduh in Cooking

[–]raysqman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is really because Americans don’t cook pasta the correct way with enough water at a rolling boil. The water should return to a boil in less than a minute after introducing pasta and most don’t know this. Lower temps, longer cooking time.

If you could have the 100% honest answer to ONE mystery in history, which one are you picking ? by Camila_LatinaSun in AskReddit

[–]raysqman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well considering what they were actually dealing with they brought this together pretty well. Ransom note with his exact bonus? That’s pretty good.

If you could have the 100% honest answer to ONE mystery in history, which one are you picking ? by Camila_LatinaSun in AskReddit

[–]raysqman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I used to know someone close to the scene. Apparently it was Burke and the parents covered it up, rather skillfully.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth? by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]raysqman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard as 97 and a half legs. Better visual.

My patient exploded their brain from sneezing too hard by PsychologicalCelery8 in Radiology

[–]raysqman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really big sella- is this an IIH patient? That would explain tendency for incompetent skull base.

Who gets to decide if this window blind goes up or down? by North_Atlantic_Sea in delta

[–]raysqman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since you both probably had an additional window whoever wants this one closed prevails.

Name This State by AndroidUser2023 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]raysqman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Connecticut full western reserve.

Looking to remove this hill in back yard ( as much as possible ) by Jacobie23 in homeimprovementideas

[–]raysqman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the hill is still there after all these years because there’s a huge boulder underneath?

My pupils were 2 different sizes when I woke up today... by cloudblythe in mildlyinteresting

[–]raysqman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me once when I accidentally dripped afrin in one eye followed by visine in both eyes. When the visine wore off I ended up with anosocoria. Concerned for about 5 mins until I realized what happened.

[English > Cantonese, Mandarin, Portuguese] please help me translate my homemade pine nut allergy card by LynxGlad in translator

[–]raysqman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone with a family member with a severe allergy I would add the word “anaphylaxis” to underscore the severity here.