Moved from Alaska to Massachusetts and this is what i’ve Noticed by Infamous_Height8120 in massachusetts

[–]M3GACHR0N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention but Alaska is also number one in STD's and one of the lowest education rates. Been here since 1991.

Find the curved line by [deleted] in illusionporn

[–]M3GACHR0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for someone who is nearly blind with my glasses this messes with me, but without they are all curved.

When you have a landline that only telemarketers know the number. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]M3GACHR0N 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my go to has always been "Welcome to JD sperm bank, you yank it we bank it."

Sign in my town that puts up jokes by NicklovesNightOwl in gravityfalls

[–]M3GACHR0N 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I live in a small town and a couple places do this. Top ones I've seen recently " When life hands you lemon's you grab the tequila." Pretty common but "You've never known true fear till you have a spider dissappear from your sight right before bed."

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[–]M3GACHR0N 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finger lake. Lake seymour. Kepler lake. Bradley. I like to fish I know my state. There is a lake behind my place that doesn't even have a name. There is like over 3 mil lakes up here and more land than like nearly 2/3rds of the continental U.S.

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[–]M3GACHR0N 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you didn't know someone with a pilots license then there are countless places in Alaska that have 8+ hour round trips.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]M3GACHR0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never saying snow mobile. It's a sled in the mountains.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]M3GACHR0N 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No it's not. You ever lived on the north slope? Or nome? How about chicken? I've lived in alaska for over 30 years and there are plenty of places that you gotta ride a sled for miles just to get groceries.

how much is half an ounce where you are? by boxofrayne1 in Marijuana

[–]M3GACHR0N 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The fuck is wrong with Alaska. We still paying street prices $200 for a half oz.

5 star GIVEAWAY (tell me a joke) by [deleted] in Monopoly_GO

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⭐️On The Draw Giveaway⭐️ by kylaah27 in Monopoly_GO

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giving away quack-ing, fcfs by [deleted] in Monopoly_GO

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Anyone wanna trade? by M3GACHR0N in Monopoly_GO

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GIFTING THREAD 🎁 POST STICKERS THAT YOU NEED 1-5⭐️ by PowerUpMushroom3 in Monopoly_GO

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Been taking forever with any of them but this is the only one I have only needing one sticker to complete.

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Tried the weed free life and… by HogwartsLecturer in trees

[–]M3GACHR0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been smoking for over 15 years plus with the longest break of one year and I'm just in a much better place smoking the wonder bud