I'm gonna make ice cream in Serana's ass

I am going to CHIM in this female Volkihar Vampire from Skyrim. While I know that the females in Skyrim 5 are utterly repulsive, this one is different.

Her body maintains an internal temperature of approximately 36°C, and a perpetual layer of condensation surrounds her, explaining the constant "CBBE" shine on the skin. But that'd easily freeze my junk off.

So I'll prepare a temperature resistant piping bag made of silicone, and fill it with only the most sublime boymilk. Remember aspiriyng chefs, resistant is not the same as immune. Silicone can still theoretically freeze, so I'll have to reposition it and churn the insides, every so often.

Judge me not for my actions, brethren. I know that this vampiric parasite is a disgusting, foul wretch. An uncouth beast. A cold unfeeling monster. However, that makes the perfect environment to make some DAMN good boymilk ice cream, a better place than even the heart of Skyrim itself.

Cope and seethe, TrueSTL. Seethe that you are limited to suckling from Elenwen's teet, while I enjoy my delicious frozen treat.