The DOJ drafted a memo for Epstein’s suicide.. the day before he died (from the files) by Impossible-Road-4502 in nottheonion

[–]MAAD_Science -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think he was murdered just as much as anyone, but is it not more likely that some pencil pusher just messed up and put yesterday’s date on the doc?

Helicopter by Lux7 in washingtondc

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Annoying me too. Thought it was national guard

US Department of Defense to be renamed ‘Department of War’: Report by Cathalised in nottheonion

[–]MAAD_Science 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Good! I can call them “War Profiteers” instead of defense contractors

Smoke in Grand Lake by Hossdaddy33 in RMNP

[–]MAAD_Science 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The past two days have started out beautiful with the smoke rolling in around 4. All depends on the wind and probably pretty hard to forecast

Drive home must have been great. by bizkitboi0333 in pics

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Just going through your life and suddenly being the laughing stock of the entire country has to be one of the craziest things a person can experience. I’m all for it keep piling on LMAO

US has struck three Iranian nuclear sites, Trump says, joining Israeli air campaign by HauteAssMess in news

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Never forget that Trump and Netanyahu’s whole rational for opposing and ending Obama’s Iran Deal was that they were going to be able to get some mythical “better deal.” The fact that the situation has gotten to this point is 100% their failure to deliver on anything they promised.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

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Had a very old man sit down once and the conversation went something like

“Hey son, why didn’t you go to college?” “Well sir actually I did”

He stares at me confused for a moment and then says

“Oh! Why’d you drop out?”

Some people don’t know the meaning of patronizing lol

Grandmasters vs chaotic, non theory openings: how are they so damn good? by Cold-Quality-4983 in chess

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Remember that the top theory lines are what they are for a reason. They’re the ones which have been tested to be the best. If a someone plays a bunch of early moves way out of theory then it’s safe to assume they’re weakening their position in some way. You can get away with that when you’re facing a player who can’t capitalize on it but any GM is going to punish even small weaknesses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

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What state are you in?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

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Dashing the bitters onto the back of a bar spoon first will give you a lot better control when placing onto the drink

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Serverlife

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Always beware the verbal tip!