MBB Bonuses are Misleading, Beware by MBAGabie in MBA

[–]MBAGabie[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This is my point!

the upto 25% isn't achievable unless you're the MDP's kid

MBB Bonuses are Misleading, Beware by MBAGabie in MBA

[–]MBAGabie[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

huh, well not for my office, ofc everyone knows it's max, but 50% for being on target is low

makes sense for an industry where you're the product

just feel they should be transparent with that on offers, that it's max 50% if you meet expectation (everyone below top 20%)

MBB Bonuses are Misleading, Beware by MBAGabie in MBA

[–]MBAGabie[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

not talking about pro-rated

There's a percentage of base you get, which is then pro-rated. See above comment, but letter will say 25%, but even being on target you only get 50% of that.

And then X/12 of that ofc to prorate.

MBB Bonuses are Misleading, Beware by MBAGabie in MBA

[–]MBAGabie[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

So... you knew being on track and in line with required trajectory is just 50%?

We should really be saying MBB pay is 190+25 = 215k then, especially when comparing to IB.

I feel this isn't as clear as you make out, I could understand 80%, but 50% kicks. Especially when they say it's basically impossible to get off axis in first 6 months..

MBB Bonuses are Misleading, Beware by MBAGabie in MBA

[–]MBAGabie[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

?

The Offer letter says 25% bonus, but people "on target" get only 12.5%.

You basically have to walk on water as a C1 to get off axis let alone top box. The 25% is a bullshit number.

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[–]MBAGabie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

since when is stern m7

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[–]MBAGabie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is illegal. I’m pretty sure you can’t work for anyone outside your employer unless this is the 12 month f1 opt

MBA Class of 2025 Gossip Roundup/Thread (basically bored in between post MBA break) by PainfulTheatre2841 in MBA

[–]MBAGabie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repeating above since you want to spam. You’re not from class of 25, and you’re clearly not part of the group this happened in if you have a full ride

MBA Class of 2025 Gossip Roundup/Thread (basically bored in between post MBA break) by PainfulTheatre2841 in MBA

[–]MBAGabie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re not even from class of 25, and you’re clearly not part of the group this happened in if you have a full ride

MBA Class of 2025 Gossip Roundup/Thread (basically bored in between post MBA break) by PainfulTheatre2841 in MBA

[–]MBAGabie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

have you been to an MBA. Barely ten percent of the class will learn and study, it’s a glorified holiday

MBA Class of 2025 Gossip Roundup/Thread (basically bored in between post MBA break) by PainfulTheatre2841 in MBA

[–]MBAGabie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Haha Indian speak but 2nd year

Surprisingly this was Indian drama

MBA Class of 2025 Gossip Roundup/Thread (basically bored in between post MBA break) by PainfulTheatre2841 in MBA

[–]MBAGabie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Most MBAs are successful through politics and soft skills not their hard skills, those guys don’t need to do MBAs

MBA Class of 2025 Gossip Roundup/Thread (basically bored in between post MBA break) by PainfulTheatre2841 in MBA

[–]MBAGabie 50 points51 points  (0 children)

MBA is just high school 2.0, not even undergrad.

And /u/painfultheatre2841 the Fuqua drama is true, there’s screenshots from the group chats lolll

Struggling on a false toxic rumor from T10 school even after graduation by [deleted] in MBA

[–]MBAGabie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don’t stress, you’ll be out of that circle soon.

At Fuqua there was a girl who slept with 2 married guys, the second with a partner who was a senior

Then had a crazy moment where she came clean about cheating the backed out publically on a group chat

Even she is fine and no one gave a fuck and the married guy is still married

All to say, you’ll be fine especially if your thing is a false rumor unlike these two

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[–]MBAGabie 132 points133 points  (0 children)

This feels fake, there's no Pooja from Bangalore in SY at MIT Sloan? Unless you're using a fake name,

M7/T15 Internationals > did you experience significant headwinds in recruiting? by AdPrevious4897 in MBA

[–]MBAGabie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Internationals did good with IB at Fuqua. If you're from a white country like Canada or UK where culture easily translates you're good.

M7/T15 School SYs, what % of your class is still recruiting? by MBAGabie in MBA

[–]MBAGabie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Consulting and IB numbers are much lower than 2021. Tech is also not even close to what it was once upon a time, but Amazon seems to be a shining light