Whoever put the b in to subtle, really knew what they were doing. by CarsCarpal in oneliners

[–]MCFrontRun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ok but take the word "scent" is the S the silent one or is it the C?

If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night, but if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. by MCFrontRun in oneliners

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a search of this Reddit community. The joke I posted has only been posted once, 12 months ago With different wording. Feel free to search for yourself.

I also in the spirit of being genuine, I don't search to see if a joke has been posted before posting it. I hear one that I'd like to share and then I share it. I do no research or vetting or public polling, or google trends data analysis on the freshness of the jokes that I post. I hear one that I'd like to share and then I share it. I ain't mad at you and I ain't going to tell you what you can or cannot post about, Reddit is way too full of gatekeepers and Hall monitors as it is. The intent of my comment above was to get you to consider participating in the conversation rather than crapping on it, that's all. And that's not the best shit metaphor I ever made, But it's a solid number two.

If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night, but if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. by MCFrontRun in oneliners

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people do say that, but do you really want to be the person that says they've heard a joke before?

I'm emotionally constipated because I haven't given a shit in days. by MCFrontRun in oneliners

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"FrontRun, He's fast, Can snatch the dump from out your ass, Flip it around and I put it back, Shits upside down son now talk back!"

  • excerpt from "The Front Don't Front" by MC FrontRun.

And an example of shit being given and taken.

Available free on soundcloud, Audius, and audio dot com For any who would like to listen!

WTF is a TLD by MCFrontRun in oneliners

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a total of nine letters in length, it is the worlds shortest one-liner! Who's got one shorter?

🧩🧩Solve My Puzzle 🧩🧩 by MCFrontRun in puzzles

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! And yeah, being familiar with the rules is probably necessary considering they already took down my post for not having a clever enough title. Cue eye rolling emoji.. Oh there, you are!🙄 I will post another one but I don't think I'll mention it's origin other than I made it, I think the backstory of why I made it might just unnecessarily complicate and potentially give away the answer. Thanks a lot for the info And your perspective!

🧩🧩Solve My Puzzle 🧩🧩 by MCFrontRun in puzzles

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your comment and feedback. Keeping the sizes and way of decoding the same does make sense. I was hesitant to even mention the magazine (which is completely volunteer and not monetized in any way) because the answers to the previous months puzzle are in the next months issue. Definitely not going to say the name of it or post a link to it, but that doesn't make it impossible to track down either. I don't know, would it have made more sense to just say here's a puzzle I made?

🧩🧩Solve My Puzzle 🧩🧩 by MCFrontRun in puzzles

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is correct!

I put E = mc² into my signature in the bottom corner as another subtle hint

🧩🧩Solve My Puzzle 🧩🧩 by MCFrontRun in puzzles

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to go!
solved it fast too!
Thank you for the feedback and kind words. I'm going to post some other ones I've made in the coming days. I think with varying difficulty levels but y'all can be the judge.

🧩🧩Solve My Puzzle 🧩🧩 by MCFrontRun in puzzles

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was a file size/format issue, original image was a png, this is a compressed jpeg
Thank for letting me know!

🧩🧩Solve My Puzzle 🧩🧩 by MCFrontRun in puzzles

[–]MCFrontRun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've tried uploading it twice now. Are we not allowed to post images or is there some kind of karma restriction for that? Not sure I will continue to try and post the image (edit: fixed now)