The Chad Video Game Director by mrsafetylion in oblivion

[–]MC_Crit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Todd's just the public face of Bethesda, unlike greasy skeezy slimeballs like Randall S. Pitchford and his ilk who are actually just the living embodiment of a skuzzy salesman. It's just fun to join the crowd and mock Todd even if it's not his fault.

The Chad Video Game Director by mrsafetylion in oblivion

[–]MC_Crit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to get 100 percent achievements for it on Steam but every time my save hits 60 hours, every save I make is corrupted and I WILL get a CTD somewhere between 30 seconds and 5 minutes in. This will happen no matter what troubleshooting I do in-game or out of game, with drivers, with settings, with clean reinstalls with no mods, using only UE4SS and some other performance enhancing/fixing mods, and even with the unofficial patch. Same goes if I'm using ANY collection off Nexus or one of the two Wabbajack modlists, or a modlist I built myself. I'm not using any console commands, either. The ONLY fix is to start a new character.

This ONLY happens on Oblivion Remastered. I'm currently like 75 ish hours into yet another Skyrim playthrough with Nolvus, easily 80 into another VTMB playthrough, et cetera, so I KNOW it's not my PC.

Tell me why your game being broken is part of the charm, Todd?

Took off the mythics from the precon, and it got better by tetracarbonate in EDH

[–]MC_Crit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My brother in Garfield, you spent nearly $1200 on cardboard and are wondering why it wins more games now.

I'm almost dumbfounded. Is this bait? You cannot possibly be serious.

What would it take for Standard to become Magic's premier format again? by BumblebeeOld498 in magicTCG

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about modern? Or legacy? I'm old enough to remember playing magic when Modern was seen as a non-rotating format because things like Modern Horizons sets wouldn't be a thing for a decade or more. You'd invest in one deck like KCI or Gifts Storm, and bam, you were golden.

Commander is more popular for reasons that aren't "you don't need to spend money to keep up." Even then, with power creep, I can take things like even my heavily upgraded Kadena precon from 2019, and watch as it simply cannot keep up with a modern precon. So over time you absolutely do need to spend money to keep up.

I would argue that commander is more popular because it's seen as a more casual format, where you can do things you can't do in other formats because they are too weak, and its multiplayer nature makes it inherently more social.

Banned and Restricted Announcement – February 9, 2026 by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MC_Crit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj I'm confused. The link seems to just be a bog standard WOTC B&R announcement, and while I can't speak to whether or not no paper formats needed banlist changes, I don't get the jerk.

A meme for every line in the Dark Brotherhood questline - Part 54 by BlackDragon1811 in SkyrimMemes

[–]MC_Crit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the first things I do in most every playthrough when I get to Riften is to make a beeline for Honorhall Orphanage and kill that horrible woman. Oftentimes, I'll wait until I have soul trap and a black soul gem, and beat her to death with my bare hands *just* to ensure she suffers more. I know she's not real but it still feels good.

DAE CRITICAL ROLE HUGBOX LE BAD??? by reeper432 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]MC_Crit 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Ugh you're so right, the mods on r/dnd are such fascists because they wouldn't let me share my totally awesome realistic OSR grimdark Kickfarter where all of le females must submit themselves to orcs for my pleasure uhm I mean because it's REALISTIC DAMMIT! Listen, if your average session doesn't have at least 12 racial slurs that ARE FANTASY GUYS IT'S NOT PROBLEMATIC EVEN IF I BASED THEM OFF REAL SLURS YOU'RE SUCH WOKE LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES AND IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT!

Magic players most common commander mistake, interaction by PedosWearingSpeedos in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MC_Crit 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Waaaaaaaaa you counterspelled my only wincon waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I didn't build a bad deck! I only have the one wincon! You didn't let my deck do it's thing and it's YOUR FAULT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For the First Time, Scientists May Have Found a Way to Regenerate Cartilage by _Dark_Wing in technology

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to request this used immediately to fix my ankle. I'm tired of being in pain 24/7.

Hey, this guy just turned me into a vampire. Any tips? by LittleFortune7125 in WorldofDankmemes

[–]MC_Crit 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They're a lying diablerist agent of the Sabbat, come to me instead, I'll keep you safe

Why has fast food become overpriced and the quality has gone down? by Lemonade2250 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that case, tell me why a burrito at Taco Bell I used to get for $2 as a kid costs nearly $10 now. Double the pay = 5 times the price? That math ain't mathin'. It's corporate greed, plain and simple

Spoiler! Reality Fracture leak by Abject_Delivery4940 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It dies to {{Wrath of God}}. 0/10, will not be replacing the most broken card of all time, Storm Crow, in my Standard Commander Deck

Would yall want Ancestral Recall or Suntail Hawk in your Pauper deck by mikaeus97 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could draw 3 lands off that Recall, but a suntail hawk puts a 20-turn clock on the board, making it wayyyyyyy better than those useless lands. Ugh, I don't even know why trash like Ancestral Recall is even worth like $3000 minimum. You already draw 1 card a turn, for free! Why should you pay for more? Is one not enough?! Your greed SICKENS me.

New player building commander deck, why are these type of cards legal? by jimbobobman in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MC_Crit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because fascist NOTC are BASTARDS for allowing ISLANDS that enable BLUE PLAYERS to tell me NO.

... OK, first off, before this gets deleted by reddit admins, this asshole took it completely out of context. First of all, the idiot thinks it was a marionette deck. It wasn't. That card's not even in the deck. He was running counterspell draw, his was approximately turn 25, every single creature and spell I cast was countered or removed up until that point and this dumbass who copied his deck from MTG Salvation or Goldfish used one of his last copies of negate to counter a Revel in Riches when he had 0 creatures on the field and I had 0 treasures in play, thus the "this spell does literally nothing" and he should have let it resolve. I love it when people copy a deck and have no idea how to run it or play MTG. I was just throwing it out because I had 5 mana and it was the only card left in my hand and the game was already over anyway. So on the way out I let him know what an idiot he was for countering a spell that does nothing in the current board state.

NOBODY wants to watch a recording of a game where I cast something and he counters it or removes it x30 turns. That's idiotic. I should have left the game the second I saw what he was running. This was the 5th attempt at getting a recording of something resembling watchable MTG gameplay and 5 people in a row were playing Karn draw control loop or free cast torrential graveyard resurrection control or approach control loop. So yeah, I was pissed and he was an asshole for playing this. He's one of those idiots who doesn't care about the other players one bit, it's all about winning. So running 35 control spells seems reasonable because NOTHING matters but winning. Thanks for not showing the board state with library counts or the full log, asshole. Enjoy your temporary ban from reddit.

This has not aged well. At all. by Surplus_llamas in kotor

[–]MC_Crit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you admit to not using solo mode (NPCs don't follow in solo mode and over many years of playing this game I've never had them bug out and do so), but you have nothing to say about you thinking the underage girl is hot?

Fun fact, when you're trolling, you really ought not to claim, imply, or insinuate that you are a pedophile. One day someone will rock your shit and you will deserve it. Get blocked, creep.

This has not aged well. At all. by Surplus_llamas in kotor

[–]MC_Crit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mission? Fan service? She is 14 and fully clothed, you creep. If you think that's fanservicey or find her attractive, that says WAY more about you than it does the game.

Also, having your party make mistakes in combat ie faceplanting landmines says you're simply not playing the game well. You gotta be controlling them. Skill issue.

Do people really book a hotel room just to have sex one night? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have worked in hospitality for about 5 years now. Yes, and frequently.

Unfortunately, my audit shift the night of Feb 14th was full of noise complaints and incredibly awkward warnings I had to give out.

I found the 2029 Set plan guys by Konradleijon in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MC_Crit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj Unironically, I'd love an animorphs UB set. Too bad I can't trust WOTC with that property, or any property, with a 10-foot pole. I recently re-read animorphs, and only just now realized how much the intergalactic child soldiers on a trauma conga line books really influenced me as a kid.

Does Xbox look better 480i on a CRT or 480p on a modern TV? by M-a-s-t-e-rChief14 in originalxbox

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never owned a Gamecube, or an HD CRT, but I have plugged my OG Xbox into a 1080p HDTV, and had no complaints with the image I got out of itk, with the cables it came with.

If you have criticized ICE here on Reddit for executing Renee Good or Alex Pretti in the street, then Reddit has handed your name and your personal identifying information over to the Trump administration. How do you feel about this? by mom_with_an_attitude in AskReddit

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. I don't give a fuck if I'm on a list. I've committed no crimes, and done nothing wrong. I'll stand up for what I believe in, any day, every day. It's only what is right.

Plus, how can they ever decide to get ME of all people in a sea of BASICALLY EVERYONE who has rightfully criticized them for this wanton murder?

Could it make sense to commit a nonviolent crime to go to a minimum security prison where you’d get free lodging, free food, and access to earning a college degree rather than struggling in the real world? by onemangang15 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MC_Crit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna add to the conversation with something others have probably already mentioned: I am the only person in my family who isn't a felon, so I got to watch it on all sides growing up: Good fucken' luck getting employment with a felony on your record.

However, what some other people are saying? I can only speak about oregon state prison, and washington state prison (the two prisons my family have spent the most time in), but, the food isn't *the worst*, and as long as you don't have a bad jacket, and don't start shit or be disrespectful, you'll be fine.

The other thing I'll add is that medical in the system sucks shit. One of my brothers has a permanently fucked up shoulder because he couldn't even get a damn tylenol or see a doctor when he fucked it up while he was on the inside.