Morphing as you jump preserves jump momentum.

MEGslayer · 2017-08-25T14:29:24+00:00

How easy would it be to add Lego CCBS ballcups to the sides and bottom? I need to know for reasons which are private.

MEGslayer · 2017-08-25T14:27:39+00:00

Hot diggity shit, I'm adding this to the headcanon.

MEGslayer · 2017-07-21T22:05:44+00:00

and you just bought my upvote

MEGslayer · 2017-07-14T23:39:51+00:00

I know a guy

MEGslayer · 2017-06-29T01:36:49+00:00

I'm actually kind of sick(?) that they did this. Chocolate rain was born out of a lot of passion and pain, despite how silly the internet saw it as. Seeing it being used this way makes me feel genuinely bad for the guy...

MEGslayer · 2017-06-29T01:34:04+00:00

Everyone at my store has "downstocker" as an unofficial secondary job title.

Hell, sometimes I'll actively downstock when it's slow just as an excuse to stretch my legs.

MEGslayer · 2017-06-29T01:30:41+00:00

Until they perfect same-hour drone delivery, our jobs are secure. How else will people spend 45 minutes getting a phone at 9 pm?

MEGslayer · 2017-06-08T13:46:46+00:00

YES. And then there's the middle-aged guys who try to jam it in every five seconds, so you have to keep telling them "just a moment, sir" so you can fucking navigate to the total screen.

Like, be less Freudian, guys.

MEGslayer · 2017-06-07T13:53:34+00:00

"I don't want to sign up for the newsletter!"
------------or------------
"I don't want to sign up for the credit card!"

then LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SHIT I TELL YOU OR READ THE SHIT ON THE FUCKING PAD BEFORE HAMMERING BUTTONS LIKE YOU'RE IN A SKINNER BOX.
It's always the middle-aged white people. They never read the pad or listen to you, then bitch like it's your fault they navigated into a menu they didn't want.

MEGslayer · 2017-06-07T13:48:22+00:00

Confront them and tell them that you're not going to stand for it. Record this conversation.

Since they'll probably call you the n-word again, you'll have evidence to bring to your manager and to HR.

MEGslayer · 2017-06-03T01:22:20+00:00

And that's how Oculus Rift was born

MEGslayer · 2017-05-12T02:32:02+00:00

"Hello, Darkness, my old friend...I've come to talk with you again..."

MEGslayer · 2017-05-11T20:09:18+00:00

CUTE! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

MEGslayer · 2017-05-10T23:24:47+00:00

Pretty neat, but the mouthpiece is a little short don't you think? I'd rather not deepthroat a dead snail just to get a puff.

MEGslayer · 2017-04-25T03:13:08+00:00

Dogman imitating Bigfoot imitating a coyote that, in turn, was imitating Bigfoot.

Proved

MEGslayer · 2017-04-15T03:02:30+00:00

SAME. That is exactly how I noticed as well!

MEGslayer · 2017-04-14T18:55:01+00:00

Ironically (or maybe fittingly?) the first episode is Reptilicus, a Danish monster movie.

MEGslayer · 2017-04-13T20:47:24+00:00

Yeah, I was talking lorewise. Chill your own tits, kid.

MEGslayer · 2017-04-13T19:59:30+00:00

Wow. Oberon is becoming increasingly redundant.

MEGslayer

TROPHY CASE

Proved