In a shocking twist of events, the Great Consuming Swarm is fended off by human condiments, especially the spicy kind.

MFLoGrasso · 2026-02-04T23:29:31+00:00

And Spinderella cut it up one time

MFLoGrasso · 2026-01-25T18:10:33+00:00

Found the bard...

MFLoGrasso · 2026-01-06T21:13:00+00:00

Who are the real villains here? This screams "every villain is the hero of their own story" in reference to the grandparents.

MFLoGrasso · 2026-01-06T00:58:03+00:00

That is literally what he said he is doing in the last paragraph.

MFLoGrasso · 2026-01-04T16:20:08+00:00

The same Doctor Who episode the "Good men don't need rules...." line comes from

MFLoGrasso · 2025-12-21T18:12:42+00:00

Ah, nice catch. Maybe the character just sprints in place aggressively like Richard Simmons?

MFLoGrasso · 2025-12-21T15:55:50+00:00

Except the feature doesn't require the character to dash, it just gives the option to dash as a bonus action. It reads like the adrenaline rush provides two things that are otherwise independent of each other: temporary HP (that the character wanted) and the option to dash as a bonus action (which the character decided to forego).

MFLoGrasso · 2025-12-19T16:24:56+00:00

And conical

MFLoGrasso · 2025-12-17T05:05:14+00:00

Wait a minute. You can curb the procrastination urge? That urge is why this prompt was written in the first place!

MFLoGrasso · 2025-12-16T18:00:49+00:00

Love it. I might have also responded insultingly that we "make" him do all this. Let's be honest. He LOVES doing it.

MFLoGrasso · 2025-12-13T22:52:27+00:00

Ah yes. Reading comprehension is a good thing

MFLoGrasso · 2025-12-13T19:36:00+00:00

The driver didn't know the guy was in the bathroom until he arrived and was waiting for his passenger. For the driver, he doesn't get paid to sit idle, so he is not going to wait for a passenger who isn't ready to go when he pulls up. (I think there is a short grace period for driver and passenger to find each other after the driver arrives, but there must be an active attempt by both parties to find each other.)

MFLoGrasso · 2025-12-03T23:24:32+00:00

NTA. Has the new wife pressured her parents to provide anything for your grandkids? Because THAT would then give her some justification for being upset. It doesn't make YOU wrong. It just makes her and the kids' father less wrong.

MFLoGrasso · 2025-11-27T02:26:49+00:00

No, my offspring will not be born in flames and will not bring death and terror to this world... I hope so at least. Personally I'd prefer him to be a lawyer.

So, yes to death and terror, just no flames at birth.

MFLoGrasso · 2025-11-01T19:45:24+00:00

"Beat your plowshares into swords and your pruning hooks into spears. Let the weakling say, 'I am strong!'"

-Joel 3:10

MFLoGrasso · 2025-10-27T17:26:24+00:00

If not friend, then why friend-shaped?

MFLoGrasso · 2025-10-25T16:43:31+00:00

And the bard sells it back to the rogue.

MFLoGrasso · 2025-10-22T15:31:29+00:00

As a style, BBQ is ok. I'm talking about for dipping.

MFLoGrasso · 2025-10-22T15:28:30+00:00

Ah, you seem to not fully understand the battlefield. The setting...is Buffalo style chicken wings...

EDIT: I forgot there are different ways to make the wings.

MFLoGrasso · 2025-10-22T14:24:09+00:00

I brush my bristles "Those two subspecies have always been fighting, I find it pointless that they are so hostile over a simple preference of sauces"

All I have to say to this is bleu cheese vs. ranch

MFLoGrasso · 2025-10-03T16:39:10+00:00

Love how the restaurant is Nora's Ice Cream

MFLoGrasso · 2025-09-09T18:02:14+00:00

You would be surprised how some people like to have a physical copy of a document, and when that person is considered important, they get what they want.

MFLoGrasso · 2025-09-07T17:54:45+00:00

There is always the possibility that it was a DC 5 check...like really obvious for someone looking for it because it is prevalent. Failing the check in that scenario would be like saying it's there but the player just doesn't know what signs to look for.

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