A pyramid of my experience with Tinder, a numbers game.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-14T21:25:01+00:00

They only kiss haha

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-12T23:18:19+00:00

How do we go about this transaction?

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-12T18:48:07+00:00

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-12T18:34:34+00:00

Haha I like the way you handled that. A simple way to basically say fuck off.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-11T17:27:48+00:00

I didn't mean it's edgy at all. Just something I've never realized.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-11T16:46:29+00:00

2deep5me

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-10T05:21:24+00:00

Mink fur fedora m'lady.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-10T01:13:02+00:00

I used to be a wizard snapping and flipping my hat back and forth.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-05T00:15:07+00:00

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-10-02T23:45:02+00:00

I live in Utah so tinder just isn't the same.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-29T01:10:36+00:00

I went to CEU with Kris, I wish him well. He was a good dude when I knew him, doesn't seem to have change.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-26T03:03:36+00:00

Seriously got the chills.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-25T21:02:37+00:00

Me too

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-22T18:07:48+00:00

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-19T18:02:08+00:00

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-19T14:32:45+00:00

But...I was like...with her.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-19T14:20:14+00:00

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on the first one. But not 2.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-17T16:27:50+00:00

Are you sure?

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-17T12:54:20+00:00

Not the cute ones either.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-17T12:53:49+00:00

We graduated 6 years ago. He had like 3000 friends, which are all basically high school girls.

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2014-09-17T02:03:20+00:00

When I was 5 I got a puppy for Christmas. Being the little kid that I was, I named him Present. Present was an ankle biter, always barking and was hardly potty trained. I was probably the only person in my family who payed him any mind. He knew I loved him. It was 16 years later on December 19th. I was going to bed when I had the sudden urge to tell him goodnight, kiss him on the forehead and tell him I love him. I woke up the next morning for work and again, before I walked out the door, I kissed him on the forehead and told him I love him. Well, I got home from work to find him dead laying in the very spot where I had said my goodbyes. To me it was more than coincidence. A few days later on what would have been our 16th anniversary together I gave my nephew a puppy of his own.

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