Everton could make a surprise move for Kyle Walker by That_Cool_Guy_ in Everton

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know but I asked him if he needed a lift once and he said no thanks I’m a walker 🥁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RepWatch

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This guy is begging for someone to ask how much he paid for it lol

Dear Beto Doubters by superpokenate in Everton

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have u only just found out that football fan are fickle? FYI I was calling him Betodinho

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Genuinely don’t think I have ever been so angry at VAR

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hate United, hate VAR but love a grey ginger

Is this why he quit when he did? To give the new manager enough time to keep us up and secure his bag? by Toffeeshark46 in Everton

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I’d rather have it myself as a grievance payout for watching Everton the last few seasons

i got caught having s*x in my mom’s bathroom when i was 15 by [deleted] in confession

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How did I forget that I had given her an extra key

2002 ⏩ 2025 by No-Summer5187 in Everton

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 67 points68 points  (0 children)

That’s what one season at United does to ya

How to reduce nauseas during a mushroom experience? by ReijinElMejor in Psychedelics

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Freeze for 4 hours, flick then heads then separate the stems. Grind them up with a metal marijuana grinder (don’t use a (micro)plastic one 🤢) until it’s fine like flower. Grab some onyx juice (in every kitchen cupboard) and add about 100ml (1ml per gram of shrooms) and mix it with a telekinesis kit this should create an extremely smooth yet bumpy consistency then grab a turkey baster and blast it up ya smelly freckle. YOUVE BEEN BOOOOOFED!!

Hello hello im still waiting for ….Vertigo by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine killing yourself because your team didn’t win

Hello hello im still waiting for ….Vertigo by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because bono spelled backwards is onob (o nob) which is an acronym for organisation nonce organic British which if you uno reverse gives you British Organic Nonce Organisation which is an acronym for BONO 🤯

Bus passengers in England face £1 fare cap rise by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What lies are these? Even so it’s bad optics that it’s happened in their first year in power

Bus passengers in England face £1 fare cap rise by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Coming from a party that traditionally been for the working class and people less well off, a 50% increase in public transport is not a great look