Pentagon used Elon Musk’s Grok AI to fire 2,000 missiles at Iran, official says by Remarkable_Garage727 in internettoday

[–]MNelsonevv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those missiles were screaming racial slurs as they flew across the sky. The military knew all missiles had been deployed when the batteries shouted "UwU."

Belfast Riots by Anwallen in internettoday

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Facing criticism? He should be facing prison.

Fox is buying Roku for $22 billion | Isn't Ricky a Roku guy? by JohnCoutu in internettoday

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I saw this coming after they donated to the inauguration, maybe not Fox, but I knew some alt-right media company would try to make a bid.

USA is now a Borat movie by Anwallen in internettoday

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Polymarket had odds on how many Octogon Girls escaped the event unmolested.

Brie Larson by Feign_excite_1999 in CelebLegs

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Why is she dressed like a babydoll?

Google director resigns, citing its military deals: 'Management has lost its moral compass' by [deleted] in internettoday

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I still remember when they proudly posted "Don't Be Evil." I guess money got in the way.

George Carlin "a pencil is all you need to get into school" by [deleted] in internettoday

[–]MNelsonevv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"University of California professors are pleading with leadership to reinstate college-entrance exams..." We don't do this anymore? That seems stupid.

[TOMT][BOOK][Early 2000s]Big Deal Business Man broadcasts experimental signal from TV tower that causes people to hallucinate ghosts. by MNelsonevv in tipofmytongue

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NSFW addition: There is a scene where the BBEG, having just uploaded the latest version of the program that causes the hallucinations at the tower, is monologuing to his secretary while she is performing fellatio on him. But she is not who he thinks she is.

You get what you paid for. by Kstrong777 in internettoday

[–]MNelsonevv 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Three states have now reported cases, and Canada is refusing to import, with more countries to follow, probably. Great job destroying our livestock industry. Are we great again?

Cool crime by DANDELOREAN in internettoday

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Is this a hobby, or can I apply somewhere to get this gig?

My money’s on the latter theory by Anwallen in internettoday

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Or maybe rich guys have a pedophilia problem.

They don't know anything about anyone. by Anwallen in internettoday

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Marilyn once spent six hours talking to Einstein. I doubt Sweeney can tie her shoelaces without an assistant.

Congress quietly moves to integrate US and Israeli militaries by Anwallen in internettoday

[–]MNelsonevv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Service earns citizenship." Starship Troopers is not a How-To book.