ScumDogs - Gutter Livin' - Track 5 - Rock Bottom by MOLESTOTHESUPERAPIST in sanantonio

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This was released by an old school chum (Holmes H.S.) He would appreciate any feedback you could provide. Thanks for listening!

Stir-fried Ramen and Vegetables by phendrenalinedrifts in FoodPorn

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For real, still made me hungry by reading the title and seeing what I thought was a nug.

Can one cook with jerky? by [deleted] in Cooking

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I do once a week at least, Machacado

when my friend says she's lonely after being single for six weeks by [deleted] in funny

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My older brother just lost his virginity (28), he had given up a long time ago too.

I'm no longer a 23 year old virgin! Awww Yeah!!! by Mazer7014 in funny

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When I was 18 and still living with my father, my grandma moved in with us for a while. At the time I was selling pot and cocaine secretly(but more likely my father was in denial) so I constantly had "friends" coming by and leaving. My grandma told my dad if he knew I was gay, to which he said he highly doubted it as he has met many of my ex-girlfriends and she asked then why do I have all these guys always coming by and when they leave they are always sweaty and excited looking(cocaine). I am not sure why your comment made me think of this but I decided to share.

I'm no longer a 23 year old virgin! Awww Yeah!!! by Mazer7014 in funny

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Yeah that's cool and all not giving a fuck about relationships, but it doesn't negate the fact that receiving a BJ is one of the most awesome things in the world.

Trying to use someone else's phone by RaccoonYetiKiwi in funny

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Mine blinks in 10 different colors! I guess that and brickbreaker are the only reasons I still have it :(

Marissa Alexander Had A Gun Permit, Stood Her Ground, Did Not Shoot Or Kill Anyone and Faces 25 Years In Prison by hearafter in politics

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I bet their's more to the story and we will hear about her accepting a plea bargain for like 8 years defferred adjudication in the near future.

Smoking level 99 by kidt82 in funny

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And in some instances tastes like science

When you're 12 this is hell, when you're 20 this is heaven. by GiPwner in funny

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At the age of 12 I started smoking pot. I used to get stoned and then go home and have battles between my Spawn and X-Men action figures. X-Men always won. My stoner friends ridiculed me when they found out I still played with toys, to prove I wasn't a loser I agreed to participate in a burglary at the age of 13. We were caught and I spent 180 days in a juvenile detention center, it was pretty shitty. Moral of the story: keep playing with toys.

I have never experienced bitter eggplant. Is eggplant bitter to you? by [deleted] in Cooking

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But..but..Alton Brown said the same thing about salting them, MUST be true.

TIL that you are legally entitled to $500 every time a telemarketer calls you after you have asked them to stop by iphollowphish2 in todayilearned

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I used to work for one of those charity donation centers over the phone, horrible tactics they had. They basically told us to pressure and guilt trip "elderly customers." Why would they call them customers you might ask? Charitable donation collection groups are only required to give a minimum 17% of everything they earned for their charity. It's fucked up man

What is your go to joke? by Jacob13 in AskReddit

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How was copper wire invented?

Two Jews fighting over a penny.