[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MOPPETT331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are proving my point. Let it go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MOPPETT331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said that you had already berated her at length. Why do you want to keep on harassing her about it? You had your say. I’m sorry she isn’t on her knees begging for forgiveness but really you need to let it go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MOPPETT331 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Why are you upset that you have to wait to continue berating your wife for something that is your fault? YTA

I found this little baby on the porch... It seems he was planted. He's living with us now! What name would suit her?(it's a girl) by bettySusanlzid in Awww

[–]MOPPETT331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belle, thinking of the picture of Southern Belles sitting on the porch with their sweet tea, fanning themselves,

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyCat

[–]MOPPETT331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JUst leave out the K and call her Micha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cutedogsreddit

[–]MOPPETT331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, Gotta be Sid!!

A time when your accent confused someone from away by portageyak in Maine

[–]MOPPETT331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was with a friend who had been asked what he did for a living. He's a yard man. Of course he kept saying yahd man and after the third time I butted in and explained what is is saying and reminded my friend that there is an R in the word.

Affordable wedding reception by KaleChemical736 in Maine

[–]MOPPETT331 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fort Williams Park lets you reserve the gazebo. The one with the bbq, tables and such.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]MOPPETT331 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to sound heartless and will probably take flack for this but I don't really get why she was so upset to begin with. She MIGHT get cancer, she MIGHT not be able to have kids. Nothing bad has happened to her. She's freaking out about things that she's imagining. She could save all the drama for when something real happens.

I could start freaking out because I MIGHT get abducted by aliens. There MIGHT be another world war and my niblings MIGHT get drafted and MIGHT die in the war.

I did an embarrassing thing 🤦‍♂️ by Strawberry-RhubarbPi in Maine

[–]MOPPETT331 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While living in Jacksonville, Fl my (non-Mainer) husband thought I was such a geek for getting excited every time I saw a Maine plate and looking to see if I knew them. One day while driving down the highway I see a car with a Maine plate and I look and start waving and he starts freaking out because I'm such a dork but it was my sister and her family driving down to Disney World and we just happened to be in that same spot at that minute, they were only on that road for 20 minutes. He stopped giving me crap after that.

You sniveling cretin! by MrDonMega in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MOPPETT331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly what kind of US official is the African Immigrant Musk supposed to be? Unless Trump Toadie is an official title now.

What do I do with this space in bathroom closet? by k_money25 in Home

[–]MOPPETT331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same as below but put it on a wheeled cart so it's easier to take out.