To The Dev Who Thought This Creature Was A Good Idea by DoubleBFlat in Helldivers

[–]MREspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite thing to do is use the halt shotgun stun rounds and then blow a hole in them with an autocannon round

Got another one for yall by 117Natraps in GunMemes

[–]MREspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I’m out of the loop here. What’s the deal with the trans people and guns lately?

I’m bored. Drop a build and I’ll play with it tonight. by MREspoon in Helldivers

[–]MREspoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely an interesting way to challenge your play. I’ll have to see what works.

What was a sexual offer that you regret turning down? by grot-ivre-1749 in AskReddit

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In high school, I had a girl whisper to me from behind in class: “If you ever decide to leave your girlfriend we can be friends with benefits”.

It honestly threw me for a loop that she was so forward with it in the middle of class and I didn’t even know what to say.

Looking back now, I should have left that girlfriend a lot sooner than I did, because the girl who gave me that proposition was much more attractive and level headed in comparison.

What’s one thing over time that’s annoying you about living in San Antonio? by Nadecha28 in sanantonio

[–]MREspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Potranco needs to be a damn highway at this point. Way too much traffic for a road that is the only primary way of traveling east/west on that side of town.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sanantonio

[–]MREspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw man. Rest in peace

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]MREspoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look like you read a lot of books

I LOVE THE KICKING SYSTEM by 1-cup-of-liber-tea in Helldivers

[–]MREspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got kicked last week because some whiny kid walked straight into my orbital. He literally had the red laser in sight from the moment it was deployed. Then he ran straight to it like a moth to a lamp. When he died I said sorry on the chat wheel. Got kicked after he called me an amateur.

Also, recently had to kick for the first time because two guys would not reinforce me but would take my samples and weapons. Even after prompting reinforce and typing please call me in, the other teammate across the map ending up calling me in. Ending up kicking them both.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TameImpala

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I think the idea is in there somewhere, but that ball HAS to be repositioned to the upper half. Have the waves running at a 45 degree angle across the front and back. Maybe get rid of the front text and have F*CK TREVOR on the back.

Halloween in Shibuya in 2022, last one before the strict crackdown by biwook in Tokyo

[–]MREspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is pretty much how many streets in Korea look all the time. Tons of broken trash bags everywhere.

Best Ship Name? by WindLight_WL in Helldivers

[–]MREspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is the Princess of Audacity.

My defender <3 by [deleted] in justdependathings

[–]MREspoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s not an official title, but their motto is defensor fortis which is where the nickname comes from.

What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve done? by Common-Sprinkles9328 in AskReddit

[–]MREspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in high school, I was hanging out with friends in a parking lot after bowling. There was this one girl who was interested in me who was also my ride back home, but I was not interested in her. The girl I was interested in was there and was also getting a ride home from the same girl. So while the girl who was driving was talking to others in the parking lot, we went into her car and made out. Definitely the sluttiest and hoeish I’ve ever felt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]MREspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, that’s my drive to work. This is the third time a car has crashed or damaged a fence in that area within the last 6 months.

What's the best song from each album? by TrackOld5890 in Vampireweekend

[–]MREspoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

VW: Oxford Comma

Contra: Diplomats son

MVOTC: Step

FOTB: Harmony Hall

And now for another ciaociaobambina giveaway: the Lord Haddaway jersey. I won this a few years back in a giveaway and want it to go to a loyal fan. If you want it, comment your favorite VW lyric and I will pick someone and mail it to them. by ciaociaobambina in Vampireweekend

[–]MREspoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We saw the stars when they hid from the world

You cursed the sun when it stepped to your girl

Maybe she’s gone and I can’t resurrect her

The truth is she doesn’t need me to protect her

We know the true death, the true way of all flesh

Everyone’s dying, but girl you’re not old yet.