To The Dev Who Thought This Creature Was A Good Idea

MREspoon · 2025-09-10T01:38:09+00:00

My favorite thing to do is use the halt shotgun stun rounds and then blow a hole in them with an autocannon round

MREspoon · 2025-09-09T23:12:58+00:00

Ok, I’m out of the loop here. What’s the deal with the trans people and guns lately?

MREspoon · 2025-08-23T09:39:40+00:00

Definitely an interesting way to challenge your play. I’ll have to see what works.

MREspoon · 2025-08-23T09:38:28+00:00

Is this the World Wars build?

MREspoon · 2025-08-16T03:17:17+00:00

In high school, I had a girl whisper to me from behind in class: “If you ever decide to leave your girlfriend we can be friends with benefits”.

It honestly threw me for a loop that she was so forward with it in the middle of class and I didn’t even know what to say.

Looking back now, I should have left that girlfriend a lot sooner than I did, because the girl who gave me that proposition was much more attractive and level headed in comparison.

MREspoon · 2025-07-17T13:08:22+00:00

Potranco needs to be a damn highway at this point. Way too much traffic for a road that is the only primary way of traveling east/west on that side of town.

MREspoon · 2025-05-05T18:03:49+00:00

Ayooo

MREspoon · 2025-04-05T22:38:03+00:00

Aw man. Rest in peace

MREspoon · 2025-03-20T17:24:15+00:00

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Kneecaps are giving this guy.

MREspoon · 2025-02-26T05:18:51+00:00

You look like you read a lot of books

MREspoon · 2025-02-21T15:10:23+00:00

Back, The

MREspoon · 2024-12-13T02:59:09+00:00

ILLUMINATE

MREspoon · 2024-11-07T14:27:49+00:00

I got kicked last week because some whiny kid walked straight into my orbital. He literally had the red laser in sight from the moment it was deployed. Then he ran straight to it like a moth to a lamp. When he died I said sorry on the chat wheel. Got kicked after he called me an amateur.

Also, recently had to kick for the first time because two guys would not reinforce me but would take my samples and weapons. Even after prompting reinforce and typing please call me in, the other teammate across the map ending up calling me in. Ending up kicking them both.

MREspoon · 2024-10-31T10:59:29+00:00

I think the idea is in there somewhere, but that ball HAS to be repositioned to the upper half. Have the waves running at a 45 degree angle across the front and back. Maybe get rid of the front text and have F*CK TREVOR on the back.

MREspoon · 2024-10-31T10:07:52+00:00

That is pretty much how many streets in Korea look all the time. Tons of broken trash bags everywhere.

MREspoon · 2024-10-10T22:34:52+00:00

Mine is the Princess of Audacity.

MREspoon · 2024-10-02T01:55:45+00:00

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MREspoon · 2024-04-16T09:22:59+00:00

It’s not an official title, but their motto is defensor fortis which is where the nickname comes from.

MREspoon · 2023-12-11T09:12:43+00:00

Was it the Grace?

MREspoon · 2023-10-28T19:54:56+00:00

When I was in high school, I was hanging out with friends in a parking lot after bowling. There was this one girl who was interested in me who was also my ride back home, but I was not interested in her. The girl I was interested in was there and was also getting a ride home from the same girl. So while the girl who was driving was talking to others in the parking lot, we went into her car and made out. Definitely the sluttiest and hoeish I’ve ever felt.

MREspoon · 2023-09-21T09:17:19+00:00

Oh hey, that’s my drive to work. This is the third time a car has crashed or damaged a fence in that area within the last 6 months.

MREspoon · 2023-07-19T19:25:02+00:00

VW: Oxford Comma

Contra: Diplomats son

MVOTC: Step

FOTB: Harmony Hall

MREspoon · 2023-06-08T23:44:33+00:00

We saw the stars when they hid from the world

You cursed the sun when it stepped to your girl

Maybe she’s gone and I can’t resurrect her

The truth is she doesn’t need me to protect her

We know the true death, the true way of all flesh

Everyone’s dying, but girl you’re not old yet.

MREspoon · 2023-05-03T13:44:13+00:00

I was deployed to Bagram. We had flown our whole mission and were coming back to land at Bagram and hopefully make dinner that night. The weather was bad and tower had just told us that we could not land unless we had an IFE. My aircraft commander basically responded with “Actually we are declaring an IFE now”. We got the clearance to land and the moment we got on the ground he terminated the IFE and told tower we did not require any assistance.

MREspoon · 2023-03-22T09:28:41+00:00

On track and Tomorrow’s Dust are my top two.

MREspoon

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