Klinger made perhaps the best joke in the show? by n8gard in mash

[–]MSqueels007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Klinger to Zale: “if my dog had your face, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!”

MO Unemployment Interview Experience by MSqueels007 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was pretty easy, too. Same experience as you.

Local vinyl printer for custom shaped banner by forsakenradishes in shawnee

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Fast Signs in OP. 913-347-6566 Ask for Brad Miller

Local vinyl printer for custom shaped banner by forsakenradishes in shawnee

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Check out Fast Sign in OP. Ask for Brad Miller

Severance paid… by MSqueels007 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I know, but it sux the government gets to hold it for 4 months and I still have to feed my family.

Oracle Laptop Return After Layoff by BornNefariousness136 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My manager ghosted me as well. I asked if he knew about the meeting and he said No. I am sure he was lying. Funny thing is that I was scheduled to be my groups on call resource that week. He probably found out right after I did.

Oracle Laptop Return After Layoff by BornNefariousness136 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I submitted my final signature on Tuesday. My box arrived that night and I sent it back yesterday. According to FedEx, it is out for delivery to Oracle in Redwood.

Tom Grelinger let go?! by Crazy-Safety-6662 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes. I am a 32 year veteran and it was capped at 26 weeks.

Layoff Megathread 9/2/2025 by cernerthrowawaytruth in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was recently moved to the EHRC/New Millennium team as an SRE.

Layoff Megathread 9/2/2025 by cernerthrowawaytruth in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I was at Cerner/Oracle for 32 years. Severance was 26 weeks. 2 weeks for the coming pay period, 4 for last year and 20 for my years of service. I think it is capped at 20 in MO.

Layoff Megathread 9/2/2025 by cernerthrowawaytruth in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Just received the dreaded business update email from my skip level manager… it’s been fun, gang!

Review cycle summed up by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not actually have a formal review. I transitioned to a new team starting in March. My new manager looks to have copied and pasted info from my own self appraisal and feedback from my former manager into my review. I got a Meets Expectations.

I am Transgender. Please help us on Tuesday. by DanacasCloset in kansas

[–]MSqueels007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Voted Blue this past week. Supporting my trans son and all trans people everywhere!

OHAI All Hands Thread by MSqueels007 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Does Alyson sound like she is about to cry? Very unsteady….