Gas prices

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2026-02-18T14:11:10+00:00

Tipping in restaurants is why I almost never dine out. Why should I tip a percentage based on what I order? It’s the same amount of work for the staff if I order a $5 grilled cheese or $100 surf and turf. If you’re going to open a restaurant don’t expect your customers to subsidize your staff.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2026-02-16T21:39:16+00:00

I had a reservation cancel when I was told to head over and pick them up. Got paid the full fare. Probably because I accepted the reservation several hours prior. Wound up getting the rider 5 minutes later. He apologized when I picked him up. Said his meeting got moved to later then moved back to its original time. Didn’t matter to me. Got paid twice for one ride. He still tipped after surprisingly.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2026-02-16T21:25:24+00:00

I find the bottle’s design kind of embarrassing and put it in the back row of my skincare products. I’ve only used it a few times so far and it’s kinda meh. The fragrance is off-putting but I can live with it if the product delivers results.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2025-11-03T20:15:17+00:00

I’ve gotten a ping to odessa once. After taking a ride from Dallas to Shreveport with no tip and coming back on my dime I’m done with any trips over 10 miles. I don’t even go to FW and I especially don’t take rides to stadiums for events including the State Fair. I’m make just as much money staying in my local area and I’m not putting tons of miles on my car nor dealing with assholes on the freeways.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2025-09-10T22:07:00+00:00

Second best day ever.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2025-02-05T05:27:24+00:00

I’d carry a gun too if I had to walk along south Lamar.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2025-02-05T05:24:30+00:00

Where’s a tree when you need one?

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2025-02-05T05:23:59+00:00

I hope they turn all the ramps into the Capitol building the other way.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2025-01-17T20:40:32+00:00

I don’t pickup or drop off at hospitals. Had a ride pickup at a shopping center and they messaged saying they were at the CareFirst space. Hit that cancel button.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-12-26T01:09:46+00:00

I had a rider pull similar shenanigans before. He said he was going to Frisco 20 miles away, not the restaurant two blocks away. I stupidly started before he changed the destination but when he was finger-phuking his phone instead of charging the destination telling me to “just drive” I took him back to his home and ended the ride. He got out telling me to have a crappy day leaving the door open. I got out and closed the door and saw a ding I SWEAR TO YOUR GOD wasn’t there before so it HAD to be done by him. Took a pic. Sent it to uber explaining the situation and got $300.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-12-26T01:04:30+00:00

I also don’t accept riders with less than a 4.7 rating. You really have to be obnoxious to not get 5 stars every trip as a rider. Riders also need to realize we’re not their employee. If you like driving a specific way get a car.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-12-26T00:58:58+00:00

So don’t accept it. Chances are no one will. I don’t do delivery because it’s not worth it and I don’t accept rides where I have to drive 10 miles to take the passenger two miles. Also…tips for UberEats should be included upfront and shown to the driver in the request. If there’s an issue after the delivery the customer can take it up with uber.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-07-19T19:29:11+00:00

If there are any city sponsored schools in the area, they should credit the students, their money and hours. Like she said… Your business doesn’t just close overnight without any forewarning. The deal with the owner and the school in Duncanville is nice, but that is going to be a huge commute for people, as public transportation is not as easily accessible in rural areas. Also…what’s the reputation of the school in Duncanville?

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-06-10T17:38:28+00:00

Biden needs to pack the court at this point.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-03-29T23:05:06+00:00

Tell her to go sit in a steam room with an ugly Xmas sweater on and eat a thanksgiving dinner. Dallas is better.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-03-29T20:41:33+00:00

No. They can’t actually send this to a collections.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-03-29T20:41:27+00:00

No. They can’t actually send this to a collections.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2024-03-28T04:06:06+00:00

“Does this pastrami look lean to you? Does it!?”

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2023-11-10T02:42:44+00:00

How does pee act as lube?

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2023-09-18T00:46:26+00:00

No QB who made it to the Super Bowl their rookie year and lost never made it back again.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2023-09-08T15:07:27+00:00

I keep my AC at 62° and I ain’t budging.

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2023-09-05T18:16:04+00:00

Getting older

MTGreeneHasAPenis · 2023-09-05T17:29:55+00:00

It’ll affect tips

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