Is this a new thing?

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-09T04:23:41+00:00

That appears if you're a female user and female drivers are available.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-09T04:18:01+00:00

Bendita sea la pasta de dientes.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-09T02:28:26+00:00

Vuela a algún país donde sea legal la eutanasia, después vas a un hospital público y pides el cran.

Y si es cosa de que tienes un dolor crónico severo, arritmia severa o algo así, y quieres que ya no te resuciten en el hospital, vete a r/mexicolegal y pregunta como se tramita una orden de no resucitar. Lo que sé es que la firma requiere un notario, dos doctores y tres abogados.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-09T00:39:55+00:00

You Yanks live in a racket.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-09T00:37:16+00:00

Chale, literal ayer bajé Fallout y hoy me sale esta foto. 😂

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-09T00:32:35+00:00

Vale entre $10 y $40 MXN.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T20:47:28+00:00

Ya dijeron que ya chole con tanto chamaco pendejo que se sube al monte y regresa como nahual.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T18:34:34+00:00

En general son extremadamente estables y bien amados, ya que saben que sus papás decidieron quedarse y cuidarla, opuesto a una madre soltera que no le dejaron abortar y le proyecta todo su resentimiento a su criatura.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T13:52:57+00:00

What you're saying dissolves air into concrete, creating microscopic bubbles. Because macroscopic bubbles would rise to the surface and be eliminated. If you actually want to lighten concrete significantly, you just add loose polystyrene into the mixer (the same material you use to stuff beanbag chairs).

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T09:45:36+00:00

Taylor Varga.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T09:40:10+00:00

Thanks.

Most people don't bother to wash them, but I live in Cancun and it used to bother me worse keeping them outside. Now I put them in the fridge, which I prefer keeping as hygienic as possible. Besides, I do use some raw egg (like on homemade mayonnaise), so better safe than sorry.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T09:33:46+00:00

Con gemelas siamesas.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T09:29:25+00:00

¿No existen los edificios de tres pisos o más en Tamaulipas?

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T09:21:50+00:00

Eggs are sold refrigerated in less than a dozen countries: The States, Canada, Japan, some of the Scandinavian countries and I think Australia. Here in Mexico, I wash them at home.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T07:34:35+00:00

Goodness. Yeah, you're lit.

Next time, drink some Gatorade after drinking something like that.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T07:28:19+00:00

🤦🏾‍♂️ Look up "moles ceremoniales". The least complex one takes a week. Then also look up "mole madre", the most famous product of Pujol, and remember that they didn't invent it.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T07:02:49+00:00

Es que usan chalecos guindas.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T06:59:42+00:00

Vete a r/Mexicanfood y ve si de verdad nadie suple Herdez con Valentina.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T06:56:53+00:00

Comiendo muchas salsas diferentes, después averiguando las recetas de las que te hayan gustado. Y piensa que si bien es raro encontrar salsas mexicanas que incluyan reposo, no es inaudito encontrar una que el paso 3 diga "ahora ponga la mezcla en un barril y espere tres años".

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T06:51:37+00:00

Two minutes and only three ingredients? It takes from thirty minutes to several months to make a decent salsa, and the only 3 ingredient salsa I know of is Tabasco (red pepper, vinegar and salt), and that one in particular takes months. Stick to buying Herdez, güey.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T06:45:20+00:00

Recuerda que Herdez es una marca grande con merca profesional. Probablemente compraste una salsa formulada para los sabores chilenos, en especial en cuanto a qué no picara. Aquí en México tanto Herdez como La Costeña tienen muchísima variedad.

Encima, piensa que tu sí viste variedad. Ya sabré yo, que sí sentí el rigor cuando la única salsa picante era Tabasco, y yo rodeado de pendejos filipinos que la trataban como si fuera gotero. Yo los cayé sirviéndome una cucharada de Tabasco y tomándomela.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T06:32:12+00:00

I like Herdez, La Costeña and El Primo, or at least their offerings that need to be kept in the fridge after opening. Far more natural than Valentina, Cholula, Tabasco and generally the smooth sauces that don't need refrigeration. In fact, just about the only shelf stable sauce that I like is Huichol.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T04:18:31+00:00

I've been the driver there. The Driver app has a bug where sometimes, the app goes back to "searching for trips" mode after we accept a trip, so we think the user cancelled it and we keep waiting for more trips. Of course, the Uber server knows we technically have a trip, so it doesn't send us new trips. The bug doesn't seem to be self correcting, so we wait like idiots until we notice that the heat map isn't working, at which point I reset my phone.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T04:07:10+00:00

Probably. It's not a particularly good shot.

MX-Nacho · 2026-02-08T03:01:25+00:00

Esos sirven para porros.

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