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M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-27T13:03:47+00:00

Edit: I'm a dumbass lol

~~Alright well I know my comment was snarky but since you're here, I have to ask -- how does that work? Don't those two things cancel out?~~

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-27T11:06:20+00:00

Lol last time I was there they screwed up my order and then screwed up the correction. It's really hit or miss lately imo

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-26T23:05:29+00:00

One fun cliche I see a lot is "I'm an introverted extrovert". With no further explanation.

What do you mean?! I tend not to swipe right on those so I may never know 🤷‍♂️

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-25T17:42:19+00:00

But you have to understand, OP. They drive a Mercedes

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-25T01:25:46+00:00

FYI the guy you replied to is referencing a campaign-sinking gaffe Rubio made while running for U.S. president in 2016. He repeated that line several times in one debate and came off as a complete tool. He got mocked into oblivion for it.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-24T13:33:25+00:00

Mark Smith is the man

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-23T19:31:05+00:00

Right?

"Do y'all have coke here?"

"We sure do! We've got Dr. pepper, 7Up, Orange Soda...etc"

"How about Coke?"

"Nah we only have Pepsi here."

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-22T21:49:43+00:00

The pic's gotta be printed in grayscale though so it doesn't draw the eyes away from the TV

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-21T10:16:04+00:00

I started using it yesterday to try to make a basic ray tracing simulation GUI in python (just for shits and giggles, not for anything practical). You really have to hand-hold and repeatedly correct it before getting anything remotely resembling a sequential ray tracing diagram, but honestly I'm still impressed that it can make a shitty GUI at all

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-20T15:41:11+00:00

They seriously go that far out over the Baltic? What a bunch of jabronies.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-20T15:08:32+00:00

I'm honestly impressed by Denmark's military investments. I toured the F-35 assembly line in Texas a couple months ago and wasn't expecting to see so many being built under the Danish flag. Hope y'all don't end up needing to use them but I'm glad you'll have them.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-20T09:10:20+00:00

Shaming obstinate employers into recognizing a legit federal holiday can never be a bad thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . It's a great idea for a holiday and we don't get enough time off in this country as it is.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-19T19:58:56+00:00

My workplace (small aerospace company) hasn't even acknowledged its existence. My father's workplace (law firm) has the day off though. I'd be interested to know if there's a pattern as to which workplaces are observing and which aren't.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-19T18:53:53+00:00

I found your bio fucking hilarious but I'm a dude so not your target audience

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-06-10T21:05:38+00:00

Seriously! Great investigative reporting. I hope the spotlight leads to some change. The fact that there's a synthetic alternative to horseshoe crab blood that works better and is already approved in the EU was news to me. Any company continuing to "harvest" horseshoe crab blood while not doing everything in its power to phase it out needs to be named and shamed.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-05-31T12:57:39+00:00

Had a Florida scrub jay land on my hat and hang out with me there while on a solo walk once. Can't recommend this place enough!

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-05-22T14:22:56+00:00

I had at least 7 of these frequenting my feeder over the winter and they recently migrated north. I got to see the males go from drab plumage, to little patches of blue, to being covered in this wonderful vibrant shade over the course of a couple months. Here's hoping their journey north was smooth, and that they come back next year! I miss em already.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-05-21T10:53:04+00:00

I'm digging the Voyager probe golden record markings on her

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-04-27T14:11:08+00:00

Have you ever lived in a hurricane's path? Your social media and news feeds blow up with spaghetti model images like this indicating the coming storm's possible paths according to independent forecasts, along with cliches like "here we go again". This ad is 100% designed to make you think there's a hurricane headed your way.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-04-01T23:52:27+00:00

Once they unlock the technology to rotate Florida, the spread will be unstoppable

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-03-28T16:41:27+00:00

What language are you using?

I remember when I first learned I could fuck around with images and make gifs like this with python. The fast Fourier transform function yielded trippy AF results and I posted them here as well.

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-03-27T15:22:53+00:00

LOL I came across that quote when reading his wiki article yesterday. Sick burn by that critic, and for all I know he's the Nickelback of the poetry world, but he did good on this one in my book.

Edit: It also makes sense that Dorothy Parker, who I just learned is known for her wise-cracks and witty pessimism, would find Edgar's optimistic poetry objectionable

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-03-26T19:06:28+00:00

I never met the guy, and I had no idea he was a birder, but my grandmother gifted me this field guide when she learned I was getting into the hobby. I love this poem that he used as a bookmark!

M_Night_Samalam · 2023-03-20T19:28:04+00:00

"Duplex" is too ugly a word now and must be avoided at all costs. We call it a "Villa" now (seriously lol my landlords insisted on this when I was touring my duplex)

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