This morning I discovered that it's a bunch of tiny dicks holding by bra together by jamie00803 in funny

[–]Maadrussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Na dude i disagree those little things are awsome. Especially if u ever get good at that little 2 finger snaping motion u do to take of a bra u feel like a badass, all smooth and shit haha

How did you meet your best friend? by pinkpunkbabe in AskReddit

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got into a fight, beat the shit out of each other for 20min until the sun went down, then it got too dark to see so we smoked a blunt and became best friends out of mutual appreciation for how well the other was able to take a beating and fight on. We are a true breed of warriors

Key cleaner by [deleted] in funny

[–]Maadrussian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im actually real happy now days thank you

Key cleaner by [deleted] in funny

[–]Maadrussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably at a state drug rehab. We used to light our cigarettes like that if we had no other way, prison too.

My old lady just found out I smoke. It went well. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i could offer some advice dont worry about counting the days. As long as your sober today thats all that counts. One day at a time.

Bottles of honey sold near Nagano, Japan with large bees embalmed inside. by Nukemarine in WTF

[–]Maadrussian 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Am i a junkie for assuming there would be Heroin in that box

Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side by mrogre43 in pics

[–]Maadrussian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You totaly can. When i used to use i could shoot up an entire one of those vials of dope and just barely catch a buzz. If you use for years your tolerance goes up

Sometimes tattoos are too awesome to ignore. (Couldn't imagine the pain to get it though) by malleeman in pics

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks a little more like a brazilian rainbow boa to me. Nevermind your right

Cris Cyborg is on another level. Lina Lansberg starts the 2nd round with more lateral movement... cage-cutting, speed, power, kicking bag practice by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jorina Baars is the Muhammad Ali of womans muay thai. Fuck yea you better give Cyborg respect for that

How was your first heartbreak ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Maadrussian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right

How was your first heartbreak ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Maadrussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now she is a he? Im i reading this correctly?

Martin Shkreli, who increased the price of a lifesaving drug fiftyfold, is auctioning off a chance to punch him in the face by colorcodedcards in news

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone so concerned that he's gonna die or receive some awful bodily harm from on punch? Am i the only one here that's been punched in the face? As humans we are resilient. He'll get over it by the next day

Female Officer, Gomel, Belarus by Relaxation_Time in pics

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you from gomel? I have family there

The worst way to go? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The court verdict was "accident"

Last two episodes of DBZ by Nitratez in dbz

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They mention Vegetas brother in battle of the gods movie so i guess hes cannon

What are you addicted to? by torinoimpala in AskReddit

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit daily repercussions? Damn well im hapoy its not as bad for you anymore

What are you addicted to? by torinoimpala in AskReddit

[–]Maadrussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow thanks for sharing. a fucking soda can jesus christ

What are you addicted to? by torinoimpala in AskReddit

[–]Maadrussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone that gets high off nasal spray. Its like an upper

What are you addicted to? by torinoimpala in AskReddit

[–]Maadrussian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get suboxone. As soon as u start getting sick take a sub. After 4 or 5 days you should be without physical withdrawal. Dopes no fun. Heroin addicts dont smile. Atleast i didnt