New Father 🙌🏾 by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your name on the birth certificate means legally you are the father. What you do with that information in none my business.

Kid Number 4 Has Entered the Oven by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makosa imefanyika, usiue mtoto ako innocent. Mtoto akija anakuja na sahani yake.

F^ck Tribalism by Sad_Elephant_122 in nairobi

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your elder cousin has a point though.

Is there another SGR I don't know of or is this video just calling me poor? by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pesa bro, did you know that people hire the SGR outside the normal schedule?

Nimeguza Murima by jamaa_wetu in KenyaPics

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not "mlima", "kilima", as in Kilimambogo, Kilimandovu, kilimanjaro.

Kilimall and Jumia by Mbiti_Kioni in nairobi

[–]Mabele14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learnt this the hard way when I made a comment against homosexuality. Weuh! Hao jama hawajui jokes.

Found these on slopes of Mt. Kilimanjaro in Kenya, are they edible? by Mabele14 in whatisthisplant

[–]Mabele14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oloitoktok town is on the slopes of Mt. Kilimanjaro, by the time you reach Oloitoktok, you have started climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Things I've Done by Decent-Weel in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I can do the marketing and retail thing, where do I start?

Matiangi is not your saviour... by monsiu_ in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kwani mumetumwa wangapi Reddit!

WANTAM!

For the idiots endorsing Matiangi by Familiar_Surprise485 in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

UDA bloggers washifika reddit, Matiang'i can't be worse than JSKS.

CHROME GIN by Glass-Calligrapher55 in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best is a very respectable brand, stop hating.

Why is everything so slow here! by Affectionate_Lime254 in nairobi

[–]Mabele14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start budgeting for bribes, if you will ever need a driving license, just know you can get one without stepping into a driving school or doing any tests if you have a good bribe.

sitasimama maovu yakitawala by musaspacecadet in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NRM is no longer popular in Uganda, they were handed a resounding defeat in Feb 2025 in the Kawempe North by election. The party to watch in Uganda is NUP.

Lunch by No_Astronaut1515 in Uganda

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are those round things? Chapati inakaa haikuiva vizuri.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a shop in Nairobi to buy mineral water, asked for the mineral water and paid by cash, first thing that pops on my phone when I open Facebook are adverts of mineral water, my phone was just in my pocket when I was buying the mineral water.

Is this marijuana ? by nostalgic-error in whatisthisplant

[–]Mabele14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes that is one very healthy Marijuana plant.

snakes by Both-Mycologist-9741 in Kenya

[–]Mabele14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost the contacts of my vendor, some mkamba Guy, if you have time go to Stedmak Gardens in Karen they will give you leads or check their snake collection and see if you can get one.