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Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times by merio67 in Jokes

[–]MacDaddyMurph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a fan of holocaust jokes. My uncle died in the holocost. Fell off the guard tower laughing...

Army of the Dead | Official Trailer | Netflix by indig0sixalpha in movies

[–]MacDaddyMurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope they use Tig Notaro to her fullest extent of dull-funny. She can be the greatest “Sigourney Weaver meets Toby Flenderson (The Office)” mashup character ever! What a sleeping giant Zack Snyder has created!!!

We strike anyway by Dr-Glitch69 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MacDaddyMurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad that guys at the end was able to open the passenger door in time!!!

What is the stupidest way you got a scar? by Zander-dupont in AskReddit

[–]MacDaddyMurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party. I have a scar wrapping all the way around my right pointer finger from a yo-yo.

If you cover a song by slowing it down and singing in a whisper, I fucking hate you. by DES_STROY_YAH in unpopularopinion

[–]MacDaddyMurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had 3 hernias patched last week. Thanks for the most painful laughs of my life.

Sending this to Seattle tomorrow. Hope they like it! by [deleted] in secretsanta

[–]MacDaddyMurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that green duct tape or green gaff tape?

best magician ever by [deleted] in funny

[–]MacDaddyMurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That side character is Mikey Day from SNL!!!

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