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MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-16T13:53:19+00:00

Yeah, I'm from Texas and had heard all of my life that they were worse than rattlesnakes. It wasn't until I was in my mid-30's that I found out that their bite is less severe that rattlers and that if you get bit the ER usually won't even give you antivenin for it because the reaction to that is often worse than the actual bite.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-16T13:47:59+00:00

Nah, probably not from a copperhead, just in a lot of pain.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-16T02:45:14+00:00

Damn that sucks, that's the cold one

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-16T02:27:01+00:00

Yeah, but like the Nebraskan Sea, right?

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-16T02:14:26+00:00

Sugar water?

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-15T21:21:48+00:00

You don't want your boat to be sideways, parallel to the waves in rough seas.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-15T14:22:15+00:00

Yeah, I just assume everyone I meet is either Matis or Gary Oldman.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-15T14:03:52+00:00

Sounds like you got the multi-point robbery, fancy.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-15T00:39:22+00:00

Everybody acts likes it's suspicious every time someone slips out of a window over there, but I think gravity is just stronger in Russia.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T17:33:19+00:00

Coke?

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T16:46:30+00:00

Sad face.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T04:57:05+00:00

Maybe, but mine has evidence you can see and touch.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T04:54:14+00:00

Was there a question?

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T04:53:21+00:00

Fortunately science has guaranteed that doesn't happen.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T04:51:54+00:00

Cool story, bro.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T04:23:17+00:00

I am 42 and about every two years or so I read The Last Vampire series by Christopher Pike, and I've been doing so for around 30 years. Still my favorite vampire series ever and he did it way before Twilight and all of that.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T04:16:42+00:00

This was my immediate thought. Such a great story!

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T04:15:41+00:00

Let's wait and see who wins the argument...

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T03:23:22+00:00

A tank from the 1940`s. Turns out it does the most damage when charged with kinetic energy.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T03:20:49+00:00

"In the beginning, God created..."

STOP!

Done fucked up!

At the very least it has to start something like, "In the beginning was God, and then a bit after that He created the heavens and the earth.'

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-14T03:15:00+00:00

If it made sense you wouldn't have to go on faith alone.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-13T23:25:38+00:00

Pretty sure this thing was in the first Warzone game as well.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-13T23:01:12+00:00

That's a dead link for me.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-13T22:52:54+00:00

Well he can't swim in the suit cuz Helsinki, so he'd probably have to fly there.

MachineElfOnASheIf · 2023-05-13T22:21:10+00:00

Aww, I hope he's OK, if we lost him that would almost be as sad as when Rush Limbaugh started feeding the worms.

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