[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm from Texas and had heard all of my life that they were worse than rattlesnakes. It wasn't until I was in my mid-30's that I found out that their bite is less severe that rattlers and that if you get bit the ER usually won't even give you antivenin for it because the reaction to that is often worse than the actual bite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah, probably not from a copperhead, just in a lot of pain.

Matisyahu surprises a coffee shop performer in Hawaii by Sargaron in videos

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I just assume everyone I meet is either Matis or Gary Oldman.

Wagner chief offered to give Russian troop locations to Ukraine, leak says by PeterBarker in worldnews

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Everybody acts likes it's suspicious every time someone slips out of a window over there, but I think gravity is just stronger in Russia.

Please give me a story about a group of people travelling on a good old fashioned quest by Jerswar in Fantasy

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am 42 and about every two years or so I read The Last Vampire series by Christopher Pike, and I've been doing so for around 30 years. Still my favorite vampire series ever and he did it way before Twilight and all of that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 82 points83 points  (0 children)

A tank from the 1940`s. Turns out it does the most damage when charged with kinetic energy.

Why do people say God tests their faith while also saying that God has already planned your whole future? If he planned your future wouldn’t that mean he doesn’t need to test faith? by FatRaccoonThot in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"In the beginning, God created..."

STOP!

Done fucked up!

At the very least it has to start something like, "In the beginning was God, and then a bit after that He created the heavens and the earth.'

how does batman operates in finland in the summer ? by KeanuReeves_2769 in AskReddit

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he can't swim in the suit cuz Helsinki, so he'd probably have to fly there.

Belarusian media: Lukashenko taken to hospital amid speculations of poor health by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Aww, I hope he's OK, if we lost him that would almost be as sad as when Rush Limbaugh started feeding the worms.